AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
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Carlton and Wet Toast supporters live in la-la land. They have trouble separating reality from dreamworld.
Here's some scenarios I think may happen....
QF1 - Collingwood to pump West Coasts lights out by 111 points. Dean Cox the big injury and will miss the rest of the finals series. Mike Sheehan, Garry Lyon and Gerard Healy are arrested by police for invading the playing arena to confess their undying love for Nic Natanui.
QF2 - Hawthorn beat Geelong by 30 points. Buddy lights it up yet again.
EF1 - Essendon d Carlton in another nailbiting thriller. A match saving tackle from Heath Hocking on Chris Judd in the dying seconds (Fraser Brown like) gets the Dons up by 1 point. 1999 redemption at last!
EF2 - St Kilda d Sydney at the SCG. Another close one. Adam Goodes kicks 6, but Nick kicks 8.
SF1 - West Coast, ably assisted as usual by Dean Margetts, defeat Essendon by 4 points. Bombers lead by 3 with seconds to go. Daniel Kerr is awarded a free kick for head high contact when Quinten Lynch's glove hits him in the head. Margetts then awards a 50m penalty after Nickoski drops the ball at Kerr's feet and the umpire only goes on the crowds reaction. Kerr to the goal line, and misses from point blank range, so Margetts brings the kick back after seeing the Essendon Cheer Squad celebrating. Cannot have that! Kerr gets another kick. Goal.
Final free kick count WCE 63 - Ess 9.
Dean Margetts is then inducted into the 25 Year Hall of Fame at West Coast for being their most consistent match winner at Subiaco in the past 5 years.
SF2 - Geelong d St Kilda. Stevie Johnson bags 11 goals in a one sided affair.
PF1 - Hawthorn d West Coast in one of the biggest floggings in finals history. Buddy boots 9, Cyril Rioli bags 6. Chris Masten is reported for having the worst hairstyle in the history of the game. Mark Nickoski and Masten take things too far when they recreate that cage fighting scene from BRUNO whilst celebrating a goal.
PF2 - Collingwood just get up over a tired, but gallant old Geelong. Dale Thomas dazzles with 41 possessions.
GF - Hawthorn scramble an amazing come-from-behind win over an injury ravaged and ragged Collingwood in a thriller, with Junior winning a Norm Smith....
HAWKS PREMIERS 2011...
I believe you will find that mine are far more accurate.
QF1 - West Coast d Collingwood
QF2 - Hawthorn d Geelong
EF1 - Essendon d Carlton
EF2 - St Kilda d Sydney
SF1 - Collingwood d Essendon
SF2 - Geelong d St Kilda
PF1 - West Coast d Hawthorn
PF2 - Collingwood d Geelong
GF - West Coast d Collingwood
Carlton and Wet Toast supporters live in la-la land. They have trouble separating reality from dreamworld.
Here's some scenarios I think may happen....
QF1 - Collingwood to pump West Coasts lights out by 111 points. Dean Cox the big injury and will miss the rest of the finals series. Mike Sheehan, Garry Lyon and Gerard Healy are arrested by police for invading the playing arena to confess their undying love for Nic Natanui.
QF2 - Hawthorn beat Geelong by 30 points. Buddy lights it up yet again.
EF1 - Essendon d Carlton in another nailbiting thriller. A match saving tackle from Heath Hocking on Chris Judd in the dying seconds (Fraser Brown like) gets the Dons up by 1 point. 1999 redemption at last!
EF2 - St Kilda d Sydney at the SCG. Another close one. Adam Goodes kicks 6, but Nick kicks 8.
SF1 - West Coast, ably assisted as usual by Dean Margetts, defeat Essendon by 4 points. Bombers lead by 3 with seconds to go. Daniel Kerr is awarded a free kick for head high contact when Quinten Lynch's glove hits him in the head. Margetts then awards a 50m penalty after Nickoski drops the ball at Kerr's feet and the umpire only goes on the crowds reaction. Kerr to the goal line, and misses from point blank range, so Margetts brings the kick back after seeing the Essendon Cheer Squad celebrating. Cannot have that! Kerr gets another kick. Goal.
Final free kick count WCE 63 - Ess 9.
Dean Margetts is then inducted into the 25 Year Hall of Fame at West Coast for being their most consistent match winner at Subiaco in the past 5 years.
SF2 - Geelong d St Kilda. Stevie Johnson bags 11 goals in a one sided affair.
PF1 - Hawthorn d West Coast in one of the biggest floggings in finals history. Buddy boots 9, Cyril Rioli bags 6. Chris Masten is reported for having the worst hairstyle in the history of the game. Mark Nickoski and Masten take things too far when they recreate that cage fighting scene from BRUNO whilst celebrating a goal.
PF2 - Collingwood just get up over a tired, but gallant old Geelong. Dale Thomas dazzles with 41 possessions.
GF - Hawthorn scramble an amazing come-from-behind win over an injury ravaged and ragged Collingwood in a thriller, with Junior winning a Norm Smith....
HAWKS PREMIERS 2011...
Essendon supporters, they're so cute. 
), but the Pies and the Hawks have looked to be the most threatening outfits to win the premiership all year, for mine. Sure, Geel has won a butt-load of games, including beating the Pies, but many of those could have easily been losses. I know it is a mistake to write them off too early, but I am chiefly going on recent form and they looked flat and slow against Sydney (who also played very well). I hate Collingwood...would enjoy to see them lose in the GF assuming they make it, but one can't ignore the facts: they are better than they were last year, have destroyed good attacks consistently all season and have won a lot of their games not even playing their best footy. They have too many freaks who can single-handedly win games of footy and that's why they'll win back-to-back flags. Sad but True.
