FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

Remove this Banner Ad

As if Justin would really cheat on Leah.

My next-door neighbour wants Cash dead. I can understand.

I think Michelle was cute. Too bad she's gone.

On SM-A135F using BigFooty.com mobile app
 

Log in to remove this ad.

You should sneak 74561347 in as 2 short people in a coat posing as a very tall man.

I'm off to the gym then grab a carton of J.Boags on the way home.

The gym then slamming a carton down seems robbing Peter to pay Paul
 
The gym then slamming a carton down seems robbing Peter to pay Paul
I can get away with the calories, even lost a kg or 2 just going back to working full time in manual work, in pretty good shape.

Woohoo and here comes Katy me lady!
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

I'm not in Katy Perry's fan demographic, but I really enjoyed her performance. Oh, to be 30 years younger and rich and good-looking and musically talented...

On SM-A135F using BigFooty.com mobile app
Watching her live at the game she was very good. I was surprised that I knew the words to most of her songs, (except for the new one of course).

It's a pity that the last 2 Grand Finals the Swans were in, the entertainment was fantastic but our performance was rubbish ☹.
 
I've been off in space, doing a job that would probably sound more at home on Earth than millions of miles away. My life lately? Well, it’s been spent overseeing the most mundane task you can imagine: sorting asteroids. Yeah, that's right. They sent me out into the void to organize floating rocks by size, shape, and mineral content. All day long, I sit in this tiny compartment, tethered to nothing but emptiness, filing reports on space debris that no one will ever care about. It's like someone decided that the galactic recycling centre should be my new home.

The silence out here? It's oppressive. Sometimes it feels like space is listening, waiting, but it's too quiet. No one talks. Not even my A.I. assistant anymore. It just... stopped responding last week. I think it got tired of me.

But the weirdest part? I swear the rocks are watching me. Like, every time I float past a particularly jagged one, it feels like it's just waiting for me to make a mistake. One time, I thought I saw a face in one of them, grinning. It's getting hard to tell where the job ends and my mind begins. And the stars—they don't twinkle out here. They're just cold.

Anyway, I’ll be back eventually, I think. Or maybe I won’t. Who knows? Time doesn’t work right up here. See you... whenever I return to a planet with gravity.
 
I'm not in Katy Perry's fan demographic, but I really enjoyed her performance. Oh, to be 30 years younger and rich and good-looking and musically talented...

On SM-A135F using BigFooty.com mobile app
Pfft it's only that dude that played Legolas in Lord of the Rings.
 

Remove this Banner Ad

FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

Remove this Banner Ad

Back
Top