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Peace out Jean Claude Vas Deferens
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Someone needs to explain the Jean Claude Vas Deferens thing.
Basically a few years back posters were discussing alerts and how many they log on to find and Jean Claude Vas Deferens said he rarely logs on to any, so then every flog started tagging him in every post and he had 200+ alerts next time he logged on.
Now you must tag* Jean Claude Vas Deferens whenever you mention him by name, you must also add his name to the list when you tag a group of people.
*I have tagged him numerous times, but once per post is enough because he'll only get 1 alert anyway
Someone who reports posts. Flogs like to throw the accusation around at people they don't like, even though their guess is rarely correct and most flogs have mashed the button at some point anyway.
Basically a few years back posters were discussing alerts and how many they log on to find and Jean Claude Vas Deferens said he rarely logs on to any, so then every flog started tagging him in every post and he had 200+ alerts next time he logged on.
Now you must tag* Jean Claude Vas Deferens whenever you mention him by name, you must also add his name to the list when you tag a group of people.
*I have tagged him numerous times, but once per post is enough because he'll only get 1 alert anyway
So what the hell is a 'button masher'?
Someone who reports posts. Flogs like to throw the accusation around at people they don't like, even though their guess is rarely correct and most flogs have mashed the button at some point anyway.
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Jean Claude Vas Deferens in his real persona, is/was a member of the greatest "anti-music industry" band of all time... TISM (This is Serious Mum) along with Ron "Hitler" Barassi, Humphrey B Flaughbear, Jock Cheese, Token Blackman (vale, passed from ****en cancer), Eugene de la Hot Croix Bun, Les Miserables (pronounced in English not French). One of their roadies was nicknamed Jan Wilderbeast. This might help...
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OP updated for you!
Tres bien Jean Claude, OP updated to include a brief bio on the master FloydAhhhh Floyd!!! Kids, this man is one of the original Bay 13 Dominators.
When he can be f***ed that is!
Excellent point, included in the induction pack
Thanks for this Boss, was always curious where this came from.
And many thanks for the button mashing info, OP updated
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At least Probitas_ and Jean Claude Vas Deferens like flogs on the Bay
They won't tell me, not to tag them minnow
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I thought i'd add some notes to eh OP's magnificent summary...
There are limited number of fred types and comment / reply ypes that can be posted..
1. A goo fred - when your team beats up on some other Club - hawforn have had a good run on gooing it up...which is ok in my book - given how many of teh geelongers have left thebBay since they as a CLub have become shit- or Scott Brovered ( which is Bay term for being turned into shyte by your on coach - unless it was done by malthouse - and then you are sad arsed shit - like Carlton)
2. A troll fred - where a CLub is picked at random by a poster and a bunch of meaningless statistics are presented as factoids supporting a general hypothesis along the lines of 'not only is your CLub shit ( insert some goo) but also you CLub will always be shit ( insert some meaningless statistics)"
3. the 'look at me fred' - OP's that deliver crapoa liek look at me freds deserve all the bollicking they get - for wasting teh precious time of Bay posters - because like there are so many other more important things to do.
4. the crawl to moderator comments/fred - enough said - these wannabe brown noses cross the line between supporting a happy trolling community of flogs called the Bay- and having ambition ...seeking to rise above their ordinary stations in life and ascend to the status of moderator...
5. The writing a cool story fred- very much appreciated and well rewarded - if you have a gift for purple prose and pick your target with come care- go for it..guaranteed to help you rise above your noobie station - in quick time and then be forgoten almost as fast.
6. One liners or two liners or preferably a simple phrase- pithy is very good - keep it short sharp and to the point and maximise fast in and out trolling - do this or long enough and you will be noticed - eventually. Ue paragraphs and you fall into trap of tl dr responses - keep it short and imagine your audience has an attention span of three seconds - max.
7. Above all - never say anything good about Carlton or EssenDONE - never ever ever...put the boot in as often as possible - ...question their flags/coaches/supporters /players/future - past stolen flags/cheating whatever you can make up - to disguise the fact that you are supporting a minnow team.
There are limited number of fred types and comment / reply ypes that can be posted..
1. A goo fred - when your team beats up on some other Club - hawforn have had a good run on gooing it up...which is ok in my book - given how many of teh geelongers have left thebBay since they as a CLub have become shit- or Scott Brovered ( which is Bay term for being turned into shyte by your on coach - unless it was done by malthouse - and then you are sad arsed shit - like Carlton)
2. A troll fred - where a CLub is picked at random by a poster and a bunch of meaningless statistics are presented as factoids supporting a general hypothesis along the lines of 'not only is your CLub shit ( insert some goo) but also you CLub will always be shit ( insert some meaningless statistics)"
3. the 'look at me fred' - OP's that deliver crapoa liek look at me freds deserve all the bollicking they get - for wasting teh precious time of Bay posters - because like there are so many other more important things to do.
4. the crawl to moderator comments/fred - enough said - these wannabe brown noses cross the line between supporting a happy trolling community of flogs called the Bay- and having ambition ...seeking to rise above their ordinary stations in life and ascend to the status of moderator...
5. The writing a cool story fred- very much appreciated and well rewarded - if you have a gift for purple prose and pick your target with come care- go for it..guaranteed to help you rise above your noobie station - in quick time and then be forgoten almost as fast.
6. One liners or two liners or preferably a simple phrase- pithy is very good - keep it short sharp and to the point and maximise fast in and out trolling - do this or long enough and you will be noticed - eventually. Ue paragraphs and you fall into trap of tl dr responses - keep it short and imagine your audience has an attention span of three seconds - max.
7. Above all - never say anything good about Carlton or EssenDONE - never ever ever...put the boot in as often as possible - ...question their flags/coaches/supporters /players/future - past stolen flags/cheating whatever you can make up - to disguise the fact that you are supporting a minnow team.
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Outstanding addition. Should be deleted forever immediately, too much of revelation at once in a noobs hands could be fatal.
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We here at bay 13 also pride ourselves on legal service.
From the best frivolous ligation from strategy to Impunity! And Allikat giving live reports from the MRP And the Tyler Durden007 code of justice (kick their ****in heads in).
New flogs dont despair the bay can help
From the best frivolous ligation from strategy to Impunity! And Allikat giving live reports from the MRP And the Tyler Durden007 code of justice (kick their ****in heads in).
New flogs dont despair the bay can help
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I'm going to petition for a journo pass for the tribunal for 2016... giving reports literally live from the MRP!
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Should be a warning about quoting from teamboards too. The welcher just got paddled over it.
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Since Divvyblues is suspended, he'll have to pick up the slack.
His work load has just doubled.
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No mention of the Paul Roos melt. New flogsters should never cry back on their team board about how mean the Bay is...
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I appreciate you saying if instead of whenNah, just mainly yours if they're shite.
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I've never mashed the button. All 6 times i've mashed it was a joke.
I've never, except those six times.
lol.
I stand here. Not one button mashed.
True dinks.
I fondly remember finding the option to turn off alerts for likes shortly after.
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I had never come across the Cthublu melt until you mentioned it.
I feel like my life was lesser because of my ignorance.
If I'd seen it live, it would have given me joy forver, and sometimes during the day, I'd just start randomly laughing as I thought of it.
Cthublu is a legend, a great among all of us. He is the master of Bay 13 forever.
May Cthublu's spirit live on.
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