Friday paper tidbits

[DonAce]

If Essendon end up with picks 5 and 6 for Bolton, Jacobs and pick 13, then screw giggling, i'll be ****ing myself laughing all the way to draft day.

 

[Joffaboy]

Originally posted by Westy_Boy
How many years for murder?

It would be justifiable homicide Westy Boy. No sane court in the land would convict you of ridding the world of these football terrorists at Footscray.

If this deal goes through, you have the right to line them up against a wall and shoot. Aim straight for their tiny little brains.

Must be in line for worst trade of the year.

 

[Grendel]

Originally posted by Westy_Boy
How many years for murder?

Plead insanity... either yours (you were driven insane by your recruiting staff) or theirs (and it was a mercy killing).

Get twelve of your members (I've got a few Hawks willing to sign on for the duration) onto the jury.. aquital, no worries!

 

[marcuz]

Sheeds has screwed more people than John Holmes in trade week over the years

 

[Portia]

If we get Brent Guerra to wear platform football boots so he's almost a KPP, can we get pick #1 from the Dogs?