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i waz at da footi and i saw a player and i said ur not vereh gewd and i laffed the end
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Funniest Abuse at the Footy
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Plugger35
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At a Freo v St Kilda game Jeff Farmer was getting into a scrap with a Saints player and I yelled out "leave him alone Farmer, he's not your missus"
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At a quiet ball up at the Geelong game at Metricon this year. Someone behind us yelled out
"Hey Lingy, Julia Gillard want's her hair back"
Not all that original, but made a fair few people laugh
"Hey Lingy, Julia Gillard want's her hair back"
Not all that original, but made a fair few people laugh
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Not sure what's worse : you thought this was funny at the time......or the fact that you thought it was worth posting here.
Or that he was standing up singing it by himself.
Poor people sitting with him.
Not sure what's worse : you thought this was funny at the time......or the fact that you thought it was worth posting here.
went down a treat.
Plugger35
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went down a treat.
I'm sure all your Auskick teammates thought it was hilarious.
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I bet he did not hear it coming
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after the collingwood geelong game this year a geelong supporter was running around saying i told yours theres nothing more powerfull then the pussy, carn the mighty pussy cats. made me giggle......
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I once yelled out "You green maggot" to a umpire and I was carried back up to my throne to be the prince of bel air.
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Best ever for me was not at a footy match, but a rugby league internation al about a decade ago. Aus v NZ at ANZ. Was there with about 30 mates on the turps. I saw Wendel Sailor on the wing & started screaming out ''Hi Thailor'' as loud & hi pitched as I could. All my mates started falling about the place & within mainutes it was the whole stand. I had grannies looking back at me laughing, dads & little kids just wondering what is wrong with me.
I tell ya what, Sailor certainly heard it & you could see the anger build. Unfortunately he did not take it out on the Kiwis, but rather kept glancing up into our stand.
The thing that peed me off that night was I suffered with nearly 2 hours of ''come on, please, just one more ''Hi Thailor''''. ''Come on just do it once more & I'll get ya another beer''. At one stage, all the boys would wave at Wendel right after I'd scream it!
I tell ya what, Sailor certainly heard it & you could see the anger build. Unfortunately he did not take it out on the Kiwis, but rather kept glancing up into our stand.
The thing that peed me off that night was I suffered with nearly 2 hours of ''come on, please, just one more ''Hi Thailor''''. ''Come on just do it once more & I'll get ya another beer''. At one stage, all the boys would wave at Wendel right after I'd scream it!
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Its always a "time and place" thing, when you repeat them afterwards they can sound pretty lame but a well timed gibe will crack the crowd up.
Last year when the Saints beat us at Docklands Milne missed one early and I yelled "yeah he couldn't score because the goals weren't tied up." Even the Saints around me had a laugh (they laughed all the harder when we lost though).
Last year when the Saints beat us at Docklands Milne missed one early and I yelled "yeah he couldn't score because the goals weren't tied up." Even the Saints around me had a laugh (they laughed all the harder when we lost though).
What are you like?
NagoyaDog
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Western Oval; Circa 1992
During Bernard Toohey's short playing stint at the Dogs. Ball is rushed for a behind by Toohey. Geelong Road end. The crowd is quiet for a moment, a bloke shouts "You're a shit beer anyway Toohey!"
During Bernard Toohey's short playing stint at the Dogs. Ball is rushed for a behind by Toohey. Geelong Road end. The crowd is quiet for a moment, a bloke shouts "You're a shit beer anyway Toohey!"
tasmanlvr
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This drunk idiot who was supporting neither Carlton or Collingwood when we squared off earlier in the year was just hurling abuse at every player on the field. Had some rippers, but went a bit far at times too. One call i remember, when Krakouer missed that point blank shot in front of goal, he yelled out "i bet if the goal posts looked like jail bars you would've kicked it through the middle!!" LOL
In 08' Vs the Tiges. A Richmond supporter had been drinking a bit and quickly and erratically stands up and yells "BUDDY HACK!" as Buddy shanked a shot on goal. It was more how and when he said it, not what he said.
I lol'd and we were getting done.
I lol'd and we were getting done.
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whenever dane beams gets the ball - RAPIST
Not funny and dont condone it but when Milne is called that .. Beams gets it too. After all beams actually did more than milne ... milne did not rape. Disgrace to call him that.
Not funny and dont condone it but when Milne is called that .. Beams gets it too. After all beams actually did more than milne ... milne did not rape. Disgrace to call him that.
