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[Resistor]

Which one of c@r0's articles do i upload here?

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Players involved suspended for 6 months in competition.
James Hird banned from coaching for 3 years by AFL
Mark Thompson banned for 12 months
Stephen Dank banned from any invovlement with any AFL club for life.
Essendon FC stripped of all points for 2012 & 2013 season, with records also to be annulled
Essendon FC to play for no premiership points in 2014 (ala Melbourne Storm)
Essendon FC fined $2m
Essendon FC banned from Round 1 & 2 of draft for 2013, 2014 & 2015 National Draft.
Essendon FC banned from signing any player under free agency for same period.
Essendon FC lose rights to ANZAC Day match permanently. (the AFL don't want their showpiece H&A match in Melbourne to be a farce)

This gem from our favourite specialist mod back around June

 

[Doss]

My favourite bit there is records to be annulled. So, um....what does that even mean exactly? That the games don't count towards a player's individual total. How on earth does that work for the opposition sides, then? Do those games not count towards their totals either?

It's also not 'ala Melbourne Storm' at all. Storm were stripped of their points earned for season 2010, had the '07 and '09 premierships stripped, and were stripped of the ability to play for points for the remainder of 2010....during season 2010. So the situation is not exactly comparable with Storm's.

I can't be bothered with the rest of it.

 

[Pweter]

I bet that post with the penalties received more than 1 Like though.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Which one of c@r0's articles do i upload here?

All of them

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Not going to link to it under the "no linking to oxygen thieves" rule that should exist (it's fun applying rules as loosely as the AFL), but DawOfPromotion is at it again - this time his website has an article comparing the supposedly experimental nature of the supplements program to the Nazi scientists.

 

[Pweter]

Not going to link to it under the "no linking to oxygen thieves" rule that should exist (it's fun applying rules as loosely as the AFL), but DawOfPromotion is at it again - this time his website has an article comparing the supposedly experimental nature of the supplements program to the Nazi scientists.

Oh wow. So in the space of a day James Hird has become El Hirdo but is now formally known as Adolf Hirdler.

Seriously, I have no idea where some people get off. Has DoP done any research ever into the human experiments performed by the Nazis?

This has reached a new low.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

To be fair he didn't write it, but as editor he must take a huge portion of the flack that should rightfully be coming their way.

 

[Pweter]

What it is showing is that people are losing their grip on reality.

 

[GandalfTheDon]

Brb, going to cleanse the gene pool after reading half of this. I'd chuck in a few quotes from the triplem facebook page, but there's just not enough thread pages in the world I'm afraid!

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Not going to link to it under the "no linking to oxygen thieves" rule that should exist (it's fun applying rules as loosely as the AFL), but DawOfPromotion is at it again - this time his website has an article comparing the supposedly experimental nature of the supplements program to the Nazi scientists.

I for one have continually advocated firing V2 rockets from either side of the race every time the players run out onto the 'G at home games. Nobody listens.

 

[Doss]

Not going to link to it under the "no linking to oxygen thieves" rule that should exist (it's fun applying rules as loosely as the AFL), but DawOfPromotion is at it again - this time his website has an article comparing the supposedly experimental nature of the supplements program to the Nazi scientists.

Godwin's Law strikes again.

 

[OzBomber]

What a 'mate' tried telling me.

Essendon are still drug cheats OzBomber, not sure how you Essendon supporters keep forgetting about Jobe admitting he was injected with something he wasn't aware about and signed the paper, WADA's philosophy is if it's in your system you're gone. Probably wasn't in his system anymore luckily for Essendon otherwise Essendon were truly ****ed. You can't say they aren't drug cheats you can only say they got away with it.

Okay mate, 100% cover up. And Jobe had no idea he was taking AOD. kk.

 

[GandalfTheDon]

What a 'mate' tried telling me.



Okay mate, 100% cover up. And Jobe had no idea he was taking AOD. kk.

in response to your friend:

 

[VelvetSledge]

in response to your friend:

pls stahp, i can not hnggg much longer

 

[Doss]

pls stahp, i can not hnggg much longer

herdy pls, kerp it ern yer pernts

 

[VelvetSledge]

herdy pls, kerp it ern yer pernts

You're not my Dad!

 

[Zach Package]

Not going to link to it under the "no linking to oxygen thieves" rule that should exist (it's fun applying rules as loosely as the AFL), but DawOfPromotion is at it again - this time his website has an article comparing the supposedly experimental nature of the supplements program to the Nazi scientists.

to be fair, the author of that piece is an expert in this field.

Dr James Bradley is a Lecturer in the History of Medicine and Life Sciences in the School of Historical and Philosophical Studies at the University of Melbourne. He is currently researching a history of the nervous system while teaching subjects on Darwin and the history of psychiatry. He started a life as an historian of sport: his PhD “Cricket, Class and Colonialism” was awarded by the University of Edinburgh in 1991.

DawOfPromotion I don't expect you to offer an explanation, but you're an absolute clod

 

[fishardansin]

Rory has gone very quiet of late. Is he using another alias now?

 

[EnolaGay]

Rory has gone very quiet of late. Is he using another alias now?

He's leaving the country from what I've observed, heading to Europe.

 

[fishardansin]

He's leaving the country from what I've observed, heading to Europe.

I think a collection of what he wrote combined with his real identity might be of interest to lawyers at Essendon.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

I think a collection of what he wrote combined with his real identity might be of interest to lawyers at Essendon.

In the same way that a possum that's been run over might be of interest to lawyers at Essendon.

 

[EnolaGay]

I think a collection of what he wrote combined with his real identity might be of interest to lawyers at Essendon.

In the same way that a possum that's been run over might be of interest to lawyers at Essendon.

Yes, I think they have much bigger fish to fry, as much as we'd like it.

 

[Yoda_]

From one of the guys on the Richmond board

STAND BY CARO signs for round 23 - somebody get on it!

that S*^% just ain't funny

 

[Tassieboy]

From one of the guys on the Richmond board



that S*^% just ain't funny

The signs would be spelt: 'Staned bye Carrow'