Funniest Seinfeld moment and best season

[flight23]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

the commentaries on the dvd with jerry and larry are hysterical, they just piss themselves laughing at how funny they are


the one where Jerry has the red light outside his bedroom, and starts to turn into Kramer


IM ON NO SLEEP

 

[wally funk]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

the commentaries on the dvd with jerry and larry are hysterical, they just piss themselves laughing at how funny they are


the one where Jerry has the red light outside his bedroom, and starts to turn into Kramer


IM ON NO SLEEP

who can blame them for pissing themselves? thats probably my favourite episode.

"that's not gonna be good for business"

 

[flight23]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

A good early one is the astronaut pen one, Elaine sleeps on the bed with the bar in the middle

Jack Klumpett is a riot in this one


the scene at the end where Jerry is doing his stand up to the old folks with those sunnies on and Elaine is propped up on painkillers, stands up with all the BIG episodes

 

[FootyJunkie]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

* Any Frank and Estelle incident. absolutely love it

Estelle: "Don't you remember how I always said that George had milky white hands".

Frank: "YOU NEVER SAID MILKY WHITE!!!"

 

[flight23]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

Curb your enthusiasm is keeping it all well and truly alive

 

[wooostace]

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It's okay if it takes you a while.

Had to do the 4 digit minimum for the post to count, tbh. Had nothing creative to add word-wise.

 

[banzai]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

From the karate episode that was on the other night:

Elaine: Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma, and now he wants me to run the catalog.
Kramer: Where?
Jerry: Its Myanmar now.
Kramer: Is that the discount pharmacy?

 

[SunKing]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

Estelle: "Don't you remember how I always said that George had milky white hands".

Frank: "YOU NEVER SAID MILKY WHITE!!!"

Lol classic..

"Vile weed"!!

 

[Strachuniee]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

When Kramer gets all the phone calls mistaking him for the cinema.

Kramer: Please enter the first 3 digits of the movie you would like to see...

(Numbers presses)

Kramer: ...... Why don't you just tell me the movie!

That scene is damn funny.

- kramer: helloo, welcome to Movie phone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.
- george: come on, come on.
- kramer: using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now ......... You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press 1.
- george: what?!
- kramer: ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press 1 ........ Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?!
- george: Chunnel?
- kramer: to find the theater nearest you, please enter your 5 digit zip-code, now...
(george enters his zip code)
- kramer: ....... Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?
- george: Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway.
- kramer: Chunnel, is playing at the Paragon 84th Street cinema in the main theater at 9:30 PM.
- george: yeah. now I gotcha!
- kramer: ......... It's also playing in theater number two at 9:00.

 

[Xtreme]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

Elaine.... you've got to see the babyyyyyyyy

Elaine looks and almost passes out


Love the episode where they go to the holiday house with the couple with the ugly baby. They avoid looking at it, Kramer comes in... looks and has a spasm attack .

 

[wooostace]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

"You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister"

 

[greengoblin]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

the one where george is hiding under a tabel avoiding his boss, he calls jerry and tells him to cause some sort of distraction to get the guy out of the building.
next scene shows jerrys call been made and the building is on bomb alert, the guy with his kids yells a bomb, quick everybody under the table.

 

[Roachy8]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

The Marine Bioligist - Final Scene...

"The sea was angry that day my friends..."

 

[fryingpan]

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"Yeah that's right"

 

[Scruff83]

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The episode were Kramer gets a job is the funniest ever...

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Kramer explaining a write off to Jerry lol

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And who could forget Dr Van Nostrand...from the clinic. The bit where he catches his pipe on the door just tops it off lol
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[SunKing]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

Kramer: "Let's just say that I don't have to worry about working for a while.
A long while."
Jerry: "That's funny because I haven't seen you working for a while.
A long while"

 

[GED YLE]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

Elaine.... you've got to see the babyyyyyyyy

Elaine looks and almost passes out


Love the episode where they go to the holiday house with the couple with the ugly baby. They avoid looking at it, Kramer comes in... looks and has a spasm attack .

Is it me or was it the ugliest baby you have ever seen?

 

[KB #24]

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Some funny moments in seinfeld. Done by me


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And also some bloopers from all the seasons.

 

[Bomber Bears]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

My favourite moments are
- The Race
- The Contest - the im out bit and kramer with the naked woman
- elaine throwing the 20 bucks out the window in the opposite
- george's answering machine
- a shwatload of other things

 

[Dippers Donuts]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

I love the Crazy Joe Divola opera episode where at the end Jerry asks Kramer who he he sold his other ticket to;
"Some nut in a clown suit!"

Last nights foxtel episode (her name rhymes with a womans body part) is also always good;
"Delores!!"

 

[The_Flying_Egg]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr.Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!"

Also love earlier in the episode where Frank gets told by Steinbrenner George is dead and he starts complaining about trades

And anything involving Jackie Chiles, Jack Klompas and the Mandelbaums

 

[KB #24]

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A couple of quotes from seinfeld i done.

 

[bhorjus]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

Elaine : "One day something real bad is going to happen to you"
Jerry : "Nah, I think I'll be just fine"

 

[SunKing]

Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?

Elaine : "One day something real bad is going to happen to you"
Jerry : "Nah, I think I'll be just fine"

Good one!

Was watching the lady jerry episode last night and love the scene where kramer is talking about going silent all the while still going on about george and his female jerry.

 

[Bomber Bears]

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the switch is hilarious as well