Official Team Thread Furies S31 Official Team Thread - Kill the Admin! Cut his throat! Spill his blood!

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People wanna be Furies, we get it. This is their sad way of venting their disappointment that they ain't got the goods to rock the magenta

Ummm ...... ok ... I just wanted to say hi.
 

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Dude, Tigerturbulance obviously said no. Learn to deal with rejection, and hopefully focus that pain into only being a pretty shitty qooty player

You booted your last FF! Admittedly, he was a shit truck but seriously, you don't paint a pretty picture. Who is your next offering to the gods?
 
welcome to the furries CRUSHYYY

Listen campaigner you know I love you, you should be a Bomber. Dumpsters are beneath you.
 
I hope they aren't cleaning Ned's dumpster! I believe that will still be Mister M job until he graduates.

Mister M will make it into my S31 media thread and feature prominently. The title is ... Pets of the SFA .....
 
Where are these new recruits? I would like to extend a personal welcome to the league.

Season is a month away, they are at the world famous Fighting Furies Next Generation Flogadamy learning what it takes to be a Fury

Most people are not born a flog, they have to be forged into one, as I was by the great Relton Roberts
 
Season is a month away, they are at the world famous Fighting Furies Next Generation Flogadamy learning what it takes to be a Fury

Most people are not born a flog, they have to be forged into one, as I was by the great Relton Roberts

How many times did you fail the pass mark? Is it an example of those that can't, teach?
 

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You booted your last FF! Admittedly, he was a sh*t truck but seriously, you don't paint a pretty picture. Who is your next offering to the gods?

Furies are non denominational, take your happy clappers church shit elsewhere
 
How many times did you fail the pass mark? Is it an example of those that can't, teach?

The fact you even ask that proves you ain't a Fury

Join the dragons and practice posting dinosaur gifs
 
it's quite amazing to see this type of attention so early in the pre-season
anyway fu** off we're full :)

That's what your mum said, except she kinda mumbled it ....
 
Obviously one or more have cheated.

Weak

You know what, picture this. Furies win the S31 grand final. TJASTA comes up to us and says "guys, gotta tell you something. I resimmed the game without anyone knowing to make sure we won"

You know what I would do?

Throw TJASTA a ****ing parade, award him the Claw of Fame, and if it was against the WONDERS I'd even rename the award after him.

If our guys cheat to win, the win is even sweeter you dumbarse goodie two shoes cabbage patch doll
 
Weak

You know what, picture this. Furies win the S31 grand final. TJASTA comes up to us and says "guys, gotta tell you something. I resimmed the game without anyone knowing to make sure we won"

You know what I would do?

Throw TJASTA a ******* parade, award him the Claw of Fame, and if it was against the WONDERS I'd even rename the award after him.

If our guys cheat to win, the win is even sweeter you dumbarse goodie two shoes cabbage patch doll
#whateveritakes
 
Weak

You know what, picture this. Furies win the S31 grand final. TJASTA comes up to us and says "guys, gotta tell you something. I resimmed the game without anyone knowing to make sure we won"

You know what I would do?

Throw TJASTA a ******* parade, award him the Claw of Fame, and if it was against the WONDERS I'd even rename the award after him.

If our guys cheat to win, the win is even sweeter you dumbarse goodie two shoes cabbage patch doll

Anything but an SW or Royal win and I'll throw the mother ****** a parade too!

Get a circa 1940 tatt of buggs on my left nut too!
 
Weak

You know what, picture this. Furies win the S31 grand final. TJASTA comes up to us and says "guys, gotta tell you something. I resimmed the game without anyone knowing to make sure we won"

You know what I would do?

Throw TJASTA a ******* parade, award him the Claw of Fame, and if it was against the WONDERS I'd even rename the award after him.

If our guys cheat to win, the win is even sweeter you dumbarse goodie two shoes cabbage patch doll
One of us is dealing in bullshit!(Not me talking truth about a failed recruit) If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.
 
One of us is dealing in bullshit!(Not me talking truth about a failed recruit) If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.

So what is it? One minute we are cheats and now we are bullshitting about being cheats

Make your mind up

Shit like this is why you will never be a Fury. You're a pretty boy poster chasing Beez votes and an all-sta nomination.

Surprised you didn't join the WONDERS to be honest
 

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