Scandal Geelong draftee Keighton Matofai-Forbes under investigation for allegedly assaulting a woman

[PhatBoy]

Ambos love to take people to hospital for no reason (it gives them something to do) & they certainly don't have any way to wake up drunk people.

Have literally been taken to hospital for this reason and I dare say I am not the lone person in Australia that has

 

[I Remember Bluey]

Ambos love to take people to hospital for no reason (it gives them something to do) & they certainly don't have any way to wake up drunk people.

Don't bet on it

 

[apollo_creed]

You are blind drunk and flake it, someone tries to wake you and you're dead to the world. A risk-averse business calls an ambulance to get him off the premises and make him someone else's problem. He arrives at hospital, wakes up, he goes home and is at training later that day.

I used to do this almost weekly in the 80s and 90s when I was young and playing footy, all except the hospital bit, someone would shove me hard enough to wake me up.

Let me guess, you think that OJ wasn't guilty?