Geelong Will Surrender Meekly in 2008!

[forrrestGump]

so you are happy with a history of being known as a maybloom, and know to be known as a weed, with a history of underperformance and contesting the wooden spoon
so let us not be selective in the history

mayblooms is the gayest ever club name

 

[Mr Lizard]

You are being very selective with your history though, fluffer.

Mayblooms is a part of our history, yes. So is having the whip hand over Geelong for 40 years. One is just more recent, more current, than the other.

 

[forrrestGump]

recent history says that geelong were premiers.

 

[ultimate hater]

mayblooms are pretty gay... actually the gayest thing i have heard..

 

[forrrestGump]

imagine the roar when they score
mayblooms mayblooms
or even
blooms blooms blooms go blooms
roar
such a nancy team

 

[Partridge]

Yes, exactly forrrest. It was in this period that Geelong actually managed to beat us with any regularity.

Since then though.........well, it's all there in the post just above yours.

Which is exactly why I try to avoid focusing on 5 or 10 or 15 year periods. Sporting history tends to roll around eventually.

Look at us versus Brisbane. From 1987 to 1994 we smashed them on a very consistent basis (we won 3 games by 100+ points in a row at one stage, circa 1991-1992). The from 1995-2003 we didn't beat them once. Not once. However we've now won the last 4 pretty comfortably and there's nothing to suggest that won't continue.

 

[Skeppersap]

No, but you have been 100% more likely to lose a game of football between our sides since a long, long, long time ago.

So, Mr Lizard, given you are twice as likely to beat us in our next match, you would you be prepared to bet with Geelong at 3:1 and Hawthorn at 1.5:1? I would be prepared to put $100 on this if you would like.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

It's a proven fact that Geelong will finish between 6th and 8th in 2008.

If they're wrong, they're not facts. You should understand this.

Caught yourself out there LP.

He is omnipotent.

Unlike Geelong supporters, who, as a rule, are impotent.

As has been pointed out, our players plumbing seems to go alright.

I have never fallen pregnant after a mobbing by Geelong supporters.

That's because I wasn't involved, I can fix that right up.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

That's because I wasn't involved, I can fix that right up.

Did you just offer to impregnate me?

A joke is a joke but that's flat out scary.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Did you just offer to impregnate me?

A joke is a joke but that's flat out scary.

Well I'd need to see some photos first...

 

[forrrestGump]

just tune into the current ed of biggest loser

 

[Mr Lizard]

So, Mr Lizard, given you are twice as likely to beat us in our next match, you would you be prepared to bet with Geelong at 3:1 and Hawthorn at 1.5:1? I would be prepared to put $100 on this if you would like.

If you are putting up those odds I'll happily lay a bet or two.

I'll wager $50 on the Hawks, plus another $50 on the Cats thanks.


If you really mean, and I think you do, $3 and $1.50 (or 2:1 and 1:2), then forget it. I'd get better odds at Betfair.

 

[cats2rise]

Surrendering meekly as we speak.

 

[PoidaCat]

shotta = ____ing w***er.

owned you dumbass.

 

[Lambys Tent]

Just like it was a proven fact we were going to choke in the final against the Kangaroos, and the grand final as well? Going by your track record of predicting what will happen to Geelong, we're probably more likely to go through the season undefeated with an average winning margin of 50 points.

Your 'facts' are as reliable as little Johnny's promise before the last election that there would be no more interest rate rises.

On the money