**** off Jose Gooooood morning, $wines fans!

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May 12, 2019
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Hi Bay, Adrian Cronauer here… you may remember me from the Robin Williams movie about the unfortunate “police action” in Vietnam some time ago

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(That’s me on the right)

I’m here to wish you a goooooooood morning - goddamn it’s hot, unlike the pressure from your marshmallows yesterday - and remind you that your dismal capitulation (the second in 24 months) was NOT as you hoped a bad dream but in fact a stone cold reality

But don’t worry, I feel your pain. I got my ass kicked in ‘Nam and also died recently. However unlike your players, I won several medals in the process. And I was a member of MENSA (true fact) unlike your DH coach who decided to select ‘Ronald’ McDonald for some unknown reason 🤷‍♂️

OTOH I was disbarred over some dodgy post-war, I mean police action, activities back in the ‘states - so like you, I know what it feels like to be a fraud :$

Anyway as you know I’m a DJ so let me soothe you with some tunes this Sunday morning as you nurse your well deserved hangover 🎊 Play it loud!! You are in more dire need of a blow job than anyone in history right now (well, anyone except your 2022 GF team)

 
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No. Getting destroyed in an EF is not closer than anything... You were literally the worst performers in the finals, as befits a team who barely scraped into the 8

Let me put that another way: no team, including $hitney, performed worse in the finals than Carltank. You're a laughing stock

Make a GF this century then maybe you can talk. Failmantle have more credibility :rainbow:
 

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**** off Jose Gooooood morning, $wines fans!

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