Guilty until proven innocent...

[chefmeister]

Lets start with -

#1 - Mick Malthouse.
Innocent - of bringing the Pies into this decade as winners.
Guilty - of providing so much pleasure to the bay in regards to his lack of respect concerning the interests of both Carlton & Collingwood that even if he'd nabbed a flag for the COLA's we'd still forgive him. Almost.


#2 - Norf
Innocent - of ignoring that their youth are premiership bound based on awesome time trial results.
Guilty - of beating their chests over how they're flag faves due to their youth 'training the house down' against the Bulldogs of all clubs.


#3 - Jobe Watson
Innocent - N/A
Guilty - Being the captain of a bunch of drug f***ed, scum sucking cheating pack of sillies.

Judge, jury and execution away bay...

 

[PinkFlamingo]

#4 - Adam Goodes
Innocent - of being the worst AOTY ever
Guilty - of stealing my heart

 

[Norwegian Blue]

#1 - Mick Malthouse.
Guilty - fined by the AFL for speaking the truth about tiprat.
Innocent - proved innocent when tiprat pleaded guilty.

#freemick

 

[Mofra]

#Free - Bombers 2003
Innocent - Well, not convicted anyways
Guilty - Of being the worst quoter in the history of interewebz forums, and quite possibly the dumbest

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

#5 - Essendon's Drug Saga

How King Hirdy and his followers (including all Bombers fans) sees things:

Guilty - No
Innocent - Yes

How the rest of the AFL world (excluding Bombers fans) sees things:

Guilty - Yes
Innoncent - No

 

[PinkFlamingo]

#familyfeast Luke Hodge

Innocent - of being a big mean sniping thug. Probably..

Guilty - of driving up revenue for KFC chains everywhere

 

[Milanista28]

#1 - Trent Cotchin.
Guilty - Of being the back pocket chip kick king.
Innocent - Of being an inspirational captain.

 

[T2B_]

Tiprat Milne

Innocent - Of being an upstanding role model for all

Guilty -

 

[Impunity!]

#hipster - Mofra

Innocent - of being mainstream
Guilty - of having sexual relations with the Northcote Hulahooper

 

[Impunity!]

#63* - Brad McNamara

Innocent - of humility
Guilty - of being the biggest shitcampaigner in the history all off the shitcampaigners who ever shitcampaigned at the haven of shitcampaignery that is Australian cricket

 

[leobarryustar]

Norf and Doggies

Innocent - of taking any silverware any time soon
Guilty - of going at it like two fly-weights on the undercard

 

[Dinsdale]

#2014 - Sydeny

Innocent - of playing hard football on the only day that matters
Guilty - of holding the greatest losing margin in a GF by a minor premier

 

[Shawt]

Nick Maxwell
Innocent - of being a Premirship Captain
Guilty - of being a grass guarding floater

 

[nafan4flags]

Nafan Buckley
Innocent - of destroying a potential dynasty
Guilty - of being the most likeable of the 2003 Brownlow Medal Winners

 

[Shawt]

Nafan Buckley
Innocent - of Dane Beams' departure
Guilty - of Tony Armstrong's arrival

 

[nafan4flags]

Nafan Buckley
Innocent - of providing sausage sizzles to appease the angry mob
Guilty - of gifting Jarryd Blair 21 appearances in 2014

 

[David Schwarz]

I'd contribute but changing the font colours is a pain in the arse on the phone

 

[royals1922]

Shane Watson
Innocent - Being able to choose when to review a decision
Guilty - Being a campaigner on every possible level

 

[Wosh]

# KardiniaPark

Innocent - of being a heartless campaigner, has shown hes an adorable little cherub

Guilty - dresses up his cat in people clothes and sleeps with it

 

[KardiniaPark]

FFS

 

[chefmeister]

#healthytwin - Chris Scott

Guilty - of calling mission accomplished after a loss 2 weeks before the finals.
Guilty - of not actually accomplishing the mission.

 

[chefmeister]

#5 - Essendon's Drug Saga

How King Hirdy and his followers (including all Bombers fans) sees things:

Guilty - No
Innocent - Yes

How the rest of the AFL world (excluding Bombers fans) sees things:

Guilty - Yes
Innoncent - No

Looks like the rest of the AFL world was wrong all along.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Looks like some in this thread are struggling with the meaning of innocent

 

[Max Force]

FFS

Haha you have a cat