Media Happy Whore Tree Day

[spudmaster]

Hello all,

It has come to my attention that the Whore Tree was born ten years ago today, so we're opening up Van Cortlandt Park tonight for all your dendrophilic needs. Please queue at the gates near the grandstand next to Vanders Avenue where FootyGuy13 will be handing out tickets. When your number is called you have five (5) minutes with the Whore Tree before exiting via the gates on Wombat Road, and not a second more as zackah has disguised himself as a duck and anyone going over time will be given the treatment.

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Enjoy your evening.

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Willing to sell my extra 4min30sec to the highest bidder.

 

[Gralin]

What a special memory that I will treasure for several minutes at least

 

[spudmaster]

What a special memory that I will treasure for several minutes at least

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The memories may fade, but the splinters last forever.

 

[Gralin]

The memories may fade, but the splinters last forever.

The trunk was surprisingly smooth

 

[Mobbs]

Mangrovy, baby, yeah!

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[zackah]

10 years on and you’re still as filthy as you were on day 1*. Love you











*a little bit more messy however