Harvey's Heroes Clinic

[Dirty_11]

Off to the Harvey's Heroes footy clinic with the young bloke. Hopefully the boys do it all with a smile on their faces whilst I stern look them from the peanut gallery. Anyone other Dads heading in?

 

[King Corey]

Off to the Harvey's Heroes footy clinic with the young bloke. Hopefully the boys do it all with a smile on their faces whilst I stern look them from the peanut gallery. Anyone other Dads heading in?

Please take your cockpunching gloves along.

 

[jess_1804]

I used to love going along to the Junior Roo days in the 90's/00's. So much fun doing all the kicking, tackling and marking drills then going on tours of the old dilapidated club rooms.

Hopefully all the kids attending today have an absolute ball and don't show up the players too much. I'd hate for them to get upset at the kids playing with more heart than they do.

 

[shinboner spiggs]

My 10 year old brother has just asked me if he can teach Gibson how to kick.

 

[Roo Beauty]

My 10 year old brother has just asked me if he can teach Gibson how to kick.

Your 10-year-old brother should also ask you to get advice from Gibbo on how to get a supermodel girlfriend.



Lucky bastard.

 

[shinboner spiggs]

Your 10-year-old brother should also ask you to get advice from Gibbo on how to get a supermodel girlfriend.

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Lucky bastard.

Too late to trade mate. Unfortunately.

 

[Shermanator]

My 10 year old brother has just asked me if he can teach Gibson how to kick.

What's he like at coaching?

 

[shinboner spiggs]

What's he like at coaching?

Just coming out now. he's already highlighted his poor eyesight causing him to "pick out the wrong jumper."

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

What's he like at coaching?

And is he available to start this Saturday.

 

[Shermanator]

Just coming out now. he's already highlighted his poor eyesight causing him to "pick out the wrong jumper."

Great he's in the box Saturday night

 

[Shermanator]

And is he available to start this Saturday.

Haha jinx

 

[shinboner spiggs]

Gibbo's taking his tackling drill, with a confused sort of look on his face. "What is this witchcraft?"

 

[Twinkletoes]

I can't wait to read about the spray a straight shooting kid gives one of the players for recent performances. Or, even better, one of those "my dad reckons you're shit" type of comments.

 

[shinboner spiggs]

In all seriousness a lot of these guys are great with the kids. Well done to the club for putting on a great day.

 

[Ry009]

Hope the parents make sure they call the players names in plural form!

 

[Twinkletoes]

Or, even better, one of those "my dad reckons you're shit" type of comments.

It'd be even funnier if said dad is in attendance.

"No I don't son. Don't be ridiculous." *smiling nervously*

"Yeah, you told me he should be in the tip, remember dad?"

 

[Shermanator]

It'd be even funnier if said dad is in attendance.

"No I don't son. Don't be ridiculous." *smiling nervously*

"Yeah, you told me he should be in the tip, remember dad?"

Haha yeah kids are so honest, I've been caught out a couple of times like that.

Looking back it's piss funny but kinda awkward at the time..

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hope the parents make sure they call the players names in plural form!

Gibsons and Anthony's.

 

[utility]

Please take your cockpunching gloves along.

I chortled.

But perhaps as a new mod you'd spare the fathers of this board the inquiry from their son or daughter, "Daddy, what are cockpunching gloves?"

 

[Chief75]

It'd be even funnier if said dad is in attendance.

"No I don't son. Don't be ridiculous." *smiling nervously*

"Yeah, you told me he should be in the tip, remember dad?"

My son just asked Drew if he likes to tackle. Fair play Drew said the whole team didn't tackle last week.

 

[Twinkletoes]

My son just asked Drew if he likes to tackle. Fair play Drew said the whole team didn't tackle last week.

Well done mini Chief75.

Good to see Dish being honest too. Now, if only our actual performances on field were honest to match the rhetoric!

 

[Orange Peanut]

Is it true that Majak only helped out with the first 2 drills then got sent back to the change rooms?

 

[Orange Peanut]

Gibbo's taking his tackling drill, with a confused sort of look on his face. "What is this witchcraft?"

Apparently he took the kicking drill last year but by the end of it only 35% of kids could hit a target.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Is it true that Majak only helped out with the first 2 drills then got sent back to the change rooms?

Froggy was forced to watch on from the sidelines before coming on to help (dominate) with the final drill.

 

[Roo Beauty]

Froggy was forced to watch on from the sidelines before coming on to help (dominate) with the final drill.

And despite week after week of pleading from the kids that he do all of the drills, the club only lets him do the last few.