Certified Legendary Thread Hats

[Headless]

What's your favourite?

 

[Proper Gander]

What's your favourite?

Don’t mind a top hat with tails.

Can’t abide a boater.

 

[Headless]

Thread's popping off!

 

[Proper Gander]

Thread's popping off!

Scythe94 can we have a ‘certified legendary’ tag here please?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

What's your favourite?

Jimmy

 

[Bluelegs]

No poll?

 

[Scythe94]

Scythe94 can we have a ‘certified legendary’ tag here please?

Done. Also before I get blamed, I didn't move this to Hell

 

[Johnny Karate]

Sherpa closely followed by onion head.

 

[Proper Gander]

How do people feel about the humble beanie?

 

[Headless]

Pretty sure this is the type of content Chief envisioned when creating the site in 1999.

 

[Proper Gander]

Pretty sure this is the type of content Chief envisioned when creating the site in 1999.

I’m equally sure that in 2024 he’s given up caring

 

[Headless]

I’m equally sure that in 2024 he’s given up caring

I'm just happy to be providing more ad views.

 

[Proper Gander]

I'm just happy to be providing more ad views.

I’m thinking there are a good number of hat shops currently showing interest

 

[Proper Gander]

Also I’m not suggesting Chief has turned from an idealist to a money-hungry unprincipled type - just that like many of us he has mellowed and takes a broader view of the diversity of interests in a footy-loving community

 

[Proper Gander]

I like a beanie but they make my scalp itchy

 

[Proper Gander]

Jimmy

I’m guessing you havent got around to taking headless off ‘follow’

 

[Theseventhhamster]

I feel like there's an unspoken rule that most hats are generally decorations for the shorter/balder bloke. What's the list of socially acceptable, fancier hats for a taller gent?

 

[Proper Gander]

I feel like there's an unspoken rule that most hats are generally decorations for the shorter/balder bloke. What's the list of socially acceptable, fancier hats for a taller gent?

What are those hats worn by private detectives in noir movies? Homburgs yeah? I think you could get away with something like that

 

[Theseventhhamster]

What are those hats worn by private detectives in noir movies? Homburgs yeah? I think you could get away with something like that

I will look into this.

 

[Headless]

Homburg

 

[Crimson Azure]

How do people feel about the humble beanie?

I'll raise you what I call the Capeani. It's like a beanie with a peak so gets the sun out of your eyes and warms the head and ears at the same time.

I wear a hat/beanie every day of the year and no longer have to put the beanie over my golf hat.

 

[Proper Gander]

No idea why I never put this thread on watch. I’ve remedied this now.

 

[Proper Gander]

Someone walked past my house wearing one of those akubra type jobs with strings and dangling corks hanging from the brim.

I sense a joke Christmas present that you wear once to please the kids before burying it 6 feet underground in a lead-lined casket

 

[Proper Gander]

Holy shit.

Less I made a post on your terrible hats thread. Where is my courtesy like?

 

[Bluelegs]

I purchased a hat on Thursday. I made the decision as it is currently summer and the UV index is generally quite high at this time of year and the saleswoman ensured that a hat would provide much needed shade wherever I go thereby protecting me from the sun

Take that sun.