"Qualifying for the 2006 World Cup had nothing to do with the heroics of goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer, the ice-cool penalty kick by John Aloisi or supercoach Guus Hiddink. The real reason for Australia's great football victory is some investigative journalism by comic John Safran." - David Sygall, November 20, 2005 in the Age (http://www.theage.com.au/news/socce...f-the-socceroos/2005/11/19/1132017027452.html)
The Socceroos had a curse placed on them from a witchdoctor in Mozambique when attempting to qualify for the 1970 World Cup. The team suffered a number of gut-wrenching defeats - examples include the 1997 loss to Iran, the 2001 loss to Uruguay etc.
I have it on good authority (source refers to remain unknown, don't even bother asking!!!) that Hawthorn employed the usage of a witchdoctor many moons ago in order to place a similar curse on Geelong and make them Hawthorn's bitches. Hawthorn got a great price on the deal - 100 years of Grand Final Bad luck coupled with a Voodoo doll of a Geelong player that would change each decade. The Voodoo doll forces that player to suddenly burst into bitch tears upon being pricked by a pin. Hawthorn has nominated this decade's player to be Gary Ablett Junior.
Geelong, you will truly remain Hawthorn's bitches for many more years to come.
The Socceroos had a curse placed on them from a witchdoctor in Mozambique when attempting to qualify for the 1970 World Cup. The team suffered a number of gut-wrenching defeats - examples include the 1997 loss to Iran, the 2001 loss to Uruguay etc.
I have it on good authority (source refers to remain unknown, don't even bother asking!!!) that Hawthorn employed the usage of a witchdoctor many moons ago in order to place a similar curse on Geelong and make them Hawthorn's bitches. Hawthorn got a great price on the deal - 100 years of Grand Final Bad luck coupled with a Voodoo doll of a Geelong player that would change each decade. The Voodoo doll forces that player to suddenly burst into bitch tears upon being pricked by a pin. Hawthorn has nominated this decade's player to be Gary Ablett Junior.
Geelong, you will truly remain Hawthorn's bitches for many more years to come.