Hayden Ballantyne is going to Rock your world in 2010

[catspremiers2007]

Too right. On the freo website they have an article entitled "Remember Us?" with a link to their first ever team in 1995. I've reproduced it below just for the lulz. I think the answer to the question is - no, no we don't. That goal to goal line is an absolute barry crocker.

51 disposals down the spine....

 

[Mr Rude]

Ballantyne = Cameron Thurley version 2.0

Good at an inferior level, pathetic trying to mix it with the big boys.

Fremantle supporters excited by a forward pocket hey? Good times ahead.

 

[Silvagnis]

Ballantyne has eyebrows like Ben Grim

And he sleeps in a draw.

 

[sonson]

Bilbo is complete garbage, the Sandover was sympathy votes for Peel and lets face it...its easy to stand out for Peel Thunder.

Watch this guys demeanor on the field and his swagger....sickening. He behaves like he is Gods gift to women and treats them like complete sh|t as well.

Know him do you?

Mate, he was short priced favourite for the Sandover, and he won it on the back of some of the best footy seen for a long time.

Jealousy is a curse

 

[The Kipster]

And he sleeps in a draw.

Gold

 

[sonson]

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Best young forward in the game, great hands, pace to burn and goal sense that will see him bag at least 50 goals this year.

 

[Floyd]

Fill us in on what type of person you think he is from your 2nd hand information.

This type?

 

[sonson]

Heightist mother****er.

If all you can take the piss out of him for is his height which is plainly obvious, well, you are struggling.

 

[wapower]

Nah.

His mind will be on other things like returning rings to the fires of Mordor.

I thought if you added a wizard hat and photoshopped on a beard he'd fit in well with the other 6 dwarfs and Snow White.

P.S
We'll have to see how he goes with a decent pre-season first. He was less than mediocre last season owing to injury.

 

[Schulzenfest]

What's a Ballantyne?

 

[gibbanator]

What's a Ballantyne?

Would be your best forward...............


Thought I would get in first

 

[Docker Clint]

Apparently the purest of w***ers from what I've heard..

About time we had a replacement for Medhurst.

 

[Axel.]

What's a Ballantyne?

Some kind of rare animal.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Would be your best forward...............


Thought I would get in first

Yeah, but when I say it about Carlton it's true.

 

[gibbanator]

Yeah, but when I say it about Carlton it's true.

Delusional on 2 fronts

1. You thought I was joking
2. Brad Fisher >>>> Ballantyne.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Delusional on 2 fronts

1. You thought I was joking
2. Brad Fisher >>>> Ballantyne.

OK. So Ballantyne would be Port's best forward, yet Brad Fisher's better than Ballantyne. So ... Brad Fisher > Warren Tredrea and Daniel Motlop. And I'm the delusional one?

 

[sonson]

We'll have to see how he goes with a decent pre-season first. He was less than mediocre last season owing to injury.

Less than mediocre?

Pretty sure BT labelled him the Porpi. Why?

His talent was very, very obvious, will be an elite FP/HFF.

 

[sonson]

OK. So Ballantyne would be Port's best forward, yet Brad Fisher's better than Ballantyne. So ... Brad Fisher > Warren Tredrea and Daniel Motlop. And I'm the delusional one?

Lol at Tredrea, how shit is he

 

[catspremiers2007]

You're calling him a potential rapist?

You're all kinds of ****ed up considering he has had the same partner for 3 years, they live together and he's never had a history of violence.

What a stupid, ill informed post.
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You know him personally do ya?

 

[gibbanator]

Lol at Tredrea, how shit is he

Very they dont come much shittererer at his age. Still better than anybody wth hoff in their names though

 

[gibbanator]

OK. So Ballantyne would be Port's best forward, yet Brad Fisher's better than Ballantyne. So ... Brad Fisher > Warren Tredrea and Daniel Motlop. And I'm the delusional one?

Brad Fisher is neither fat or old.

 

[sonson]

Brad Fisher is neither fat or old.

Or **** ugly and bald.

 

[Axel.]

Delusional on 2 fronts

1. You thought I was joking
2. Brad Fisher >>>> Ballantyne.

lol gibbanator, do you ever think when you type?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Very they dont come much shittererer at his age.

'Shittererer?'

Oh, and despite being 30 years old with two bung knees Tredrea still kicked 51 goals last year. Name a current Carlton player who's done that. Even at 30+ years old, Tredrea's still much less 'shittererer' than any Carlton forward.

Brad Fisher is neither fat or old or talented.

EFA. That puts him behind both Tredrea and Motlop.

Or **** ugly and bald.

So you think Gary Ablett, Chris Judd, Paul Chapman etc. are all shit too, do you?

 

[sonson]

You're calling him a potential rapist?

You're all kinds of ****ed up considering he has had the same partner for 3 years, they live together and he's never had a history of violence.

What a stupid, ill informed post.
quote]

You know him personally do ya?

I do.