Help solve footy's greatest mystery...

[GuzzLG]

So I was taking a crap this afternoon and without any reading material my mind started to ponder random thoughts when I stumbled upon a real head scratcher.

Is Hawthorn's jumper made up of urine with shit stripes or shit with urine stripes?

Was the jumper invented when someone took a slash on a pile of shit or was it when someone took a dump in a pool of piss?

Thoughts would be much appreciated.

 

[Murraj1966]

What's the white block on the bac- Wait. Don't answer that.

 

[GuzzLG]

2-2 so far.

Could be the tightest poll in BF history.

 

[Brown n Gold]

urrrrghhhh

 

[Scootyb]

Without a doubt a shit over a pool of piss

 

[GuzzLG]

Without a doubt a shit over a pool of piss

How are you so certain?

Why was the act of defecating into urine the inspiration for Hawthorn FC?

 

[T-D-J]

How are you so certain?

Why was the act of defecating into urine the inspiration for Hawthorn FC?

I think it would be tougher to see the yellow on the brown, than it is to see the yellow with the brown on it....

 

[OscarCat]

I went with shit on piss. As the water goes yellow, and the shit is more of a feature in the bowl.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Clearly shit with piss stripes. Pissing out stripes wouldn't be that hard, but how the hell could someone shit out stripes?

 

[Higs]

I went into a Maccas bathroom once and thought I saw a Hawthorn jumper but...it wasn't

 

[Doctor Feel]

Shit, blasted with piss and served in a mans hat.

 

[GuzzLG]

Clearly shit with piss stripes. Pissing out stripes wouldn't be that hard, but how the hell could someone shit out stripes?

Metamucil helps.

 

[OscarCat]

Clearly shit with piss stripes. Pissing out stripes wouldn't be that hard, but how the hell could someone shit out stripes?

Depends on how much room you have.

 

[PoidaCat]

So I was taking a Hawthorn this afternoon and without any reading material my mind started to ponder random thoughts when I stumbled upon a real head scratcher.

Is Hawthorn's jumper made up of urine with shit stripes or shit with urine stripes?

Was the jumper invented when someone took a slash on a pile of shit or was it when someone took a dump in a pool of piss?

Thoughts would be much appreciated.

efa.

 

[Geoffa32]

I always thought "How the **** does Cam Mooney have three AFL premierships, and I have none" was the greatest mystery..........

 

[bodazoka]

They became shit and then people started pissing on them.

 

[GuzzLG]

efa.

It was a big Hawthorn.

 

[Geoffa32]

They became shit and then people started pissing on them.

Crows players may want to start wearing rain coats?

 

[VANDA]

"Disco Poo ALWAYS Comes First"

"Disco Poo Says Hawthorn Are Shit".

 

[subaru]

Where the **** do you find all these... you are surely King of the Vids?

 

[Snagboy]

Where the **** do you find all these... you are surely King of the Vids?

Vanda is only 7 years old

 

[Jaeger]

Weak trolling

 

[VANDA]

Vanda is only 7 years old

& only in dog years too..........

 

[Vilipend]

This thread should be moved to the polls board and stickied.

 

[GuzzLG]

Weak trolling

Where's your vote?