Hey [blank]! [blank] called, they want their [blank] back!

[savagelunchbox]

Hey Geelong,

The duck pond called,

They want Joel Selwood back.

 

[The Night Shift]

Hey Woosh

Ash Hansen called...

He wants back in the playing squad

 

[Cthublhu]

Hey Nick Dal Santo!

Masanobu Sato called,

He wants his record back.

 

[The Night Shift]

Hey Hayden

Mordor called...

Can one simply just walk into Mordor?

 

[The Night Shift]

Hey Justin

Kramer called...

He wants his material back.

 

[Bender_]

Hey Setanta!

The Emerald Isle called,

they want their spud back!

 

[The Night Shift]

Hey Chris Judd

The Wing Chun school called...

They want their eye-gouging and pressure point secrets back.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Hey Richie, Richie

Oh great, it's bloody Max Walker

Piss off Max.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Hey Juddy

Eddie Called

He wants Swanny's Brownlow back

 

[The Night Shift]

Hey Danny Frawley

The English Language called...

Try not to slag on it the next time you call a game.

 

[vonn]

Hey Rioli,

Bruce Called,

He wants his delicious dinner back.

 

[Cthublhu]

Hey Juddy

Eddie Called

He wants Swanny's Brownlow back

Hey Count!

Collingwood called,

They want their lessons back.

 

[stevedarui]

Hey Daniel

Me Ed called

He wants his





back

 

[Bodicifer]

Hey Alan

Bonds called...

they need their clean undies back

 

[Art Corvelay]

Hey St Kilda fans

Suck shit

 

[The Night Shift]

Hey Jason

Nick Dal Santo called...

He wants to 'How Big'?

 

[Art Corvelay]

Hey Rooey

Heater called

He said thanks for the highlights package

 

[stevedarui]

Hey Nafan,

Vossy want his Norm Smith back and says thanks for the premership medals.

 

[Bender_]

Hey Col!

Your Beautician called,

they want their anal bleach back!

 

[Bender_]

Hey Carlton posters!

Arnotts called,

they want their Saos back!

 

[KoutoufidesGhost]

Hey Nick!

Mr Miyagi called,

He wants his stance back!

 

[savagelunchbox]

Hey Carlton posters!

Arnotts called,

they want their Saos back!

haha well said good sir.

 

[Bender_]

Hey Eddie!

The Chinese Yellow Pages called,

they want their chins back!

 

[stevedarui]

Hey Harry

The Dalai Lama

Says you're a knob.

 

[finbarr]

Hey Nick!

Mr Miyagi called,

He wants his stance back!

Outstanding.