PLEASE...honestly.....ignore this thread
There's nothing here. I made a mistake OK
There's nothing here. I made a mistake OK
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honestly.....ignore this thread
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Cogs is a gun
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I tried but...well...i just couldnt ignore it
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no loner
you're not alone...
80 people have succumbed to temptation.
to make it worthwhile:here's an IMG of my hairy bum
you're not alone...
80 people have succumbed to temptation.
to make it worthwhile:here's an IMG of my hairy bum
2 jam donuts
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I tried to, but just had to see lol
mellowyellow
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Dont mind me...Im just passing threw
sante
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woops i accidentally clicked on this thread and clicked on post reply and typed all this nonsense
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I'll have one free post please.
rfctigerarmy
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Originally posted by Cogs is a gun
I'll have one free post please.
rgr that
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lololol mad mad all mad
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Originally posted by rfctigerarmy
rgr that
Over and out!
mellowyellow
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Im Baaack.
lets see how long we can keep it going
rfctigerarmy
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actually... to be honast - lets not.
Lock it
thought i'd try my luck....
Last words spoken to George Bush, circa 2006....
Don't touch the red button George, it does nothing.
Don't touch the red button George, it does nothing.
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I like it No nastiness no depressing revelations, just good ol idle chit chat about absolutely nothing lol
No nastiness no depressing revelations, just good ol idle chit chat about absolutely nothing lolCogs is a gun
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Originally posted by 2 jam donuts
I like it
What did you have for breakfast?
Curiosity got the better of me.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went to look for it and found a frog caught in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap,
I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will
also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack, please."
She went to look for it and found a frog caught in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap,
I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will
also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack, please."
KAZAM...
BTW Tigerrific, I've just noticed that your occupation is "giving brazilians". How can I buy into this business?
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giving Brazilians what?????
nice joke tigeriffic - anyone got any more?
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No.
A psychology student decides to have a party, and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends.
On the invitation he writes... "Theme Party - Come as a Human Emotion".
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy". "Brilliant" says the host, "come on in and have a drink".
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" "I'm tickled pink" she replies. "I love it," says the host, "come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two black guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Christ guys, what the hell are you doing? What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies,
"Well, I'm fu(kin' discustid, and my friend here is deep in dispear."
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