Optimax
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wtf do you have chicks in there???no offence
that really is a tough question.......
would have to be dyas straights the international man of mystery
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would have to be dyas straights the international man of mystery
lol, I thought you were..... yeah..... we wont go there lol
LMFAO
Snag Breac
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Grace has a one-word response to this, thatday, "DALE". It's beyond me - with those 2 lovely Irish lads on the team too. But I do have a theory as to why Dale is so appealing to so many, which I'll put forward when I've finished with the photos.
But Grace says; "Every girl's fantasy is to be saved by the hot lifeguard. Dale looks like the hot lifeguard!"
That's why I'm not letting her go to a beach without my escort until she's at least 35.
Now Hel of Mill Park has very different tastes. Here she is with her future son-in-law. She's thinks he's "a sweetie".
Have to agree with that!!!
Snag Breac
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I think Rusling is often overlooked as regards hotness, but he's very handsome.
not overlooked by some people.....
Snag Breac
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Even our naughty boys are crackers.
yes Snag
lol
lol
Snag Breac
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Apart from Luvlicca, Maxwell isn't usually held up as a paragon of male perfection, but he looks very well here, and Harry's striking looking too.
Maxwell....
imo (& it looks like he is spitting..... ewww....)
Harry on the other hand.....
imo (& it looks like he is spitting..... ewww....)Harry on the other hand.....
Snag Breac
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And who can forget these chiseled features?
Snag Breac
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Now whatever you lads say, I know you all think Trav is hot in this one.
Toovey has very soulful eyes.
And one last looker........
Toovey has very soulful eyes.
And one last looker........
martyTHOMAS
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dale thomas's hair
marty clarke's accent
marty clarke's accent
Jabso
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I looked at this to see who the girls like in the looks department and TBH I don't see anything in Rusling. To me he has a funny pig-like face.
In all seriousness
Rocca? Calm down.
Rusling, Pendlebury, Holland, Trav, Didak, Wakelin, Thomas, N.Brown, Dawes.
You could even throw in the likes of Bryan, Medhurst and Lonie. And Licca...
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Snag Breac
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I want to try to explain to you lads why some team members are very attractive to females, despite not being classcially good looking.
Firstly, a handsome face is only one element of total "hotness". A handsome face without character or intelligence doesn't offer much beyond a first glance - think Fabio (gross).
Secondly, women are much more forgiving than men. We don't demand physical perfection; the majority of (improbable because often photo-shopped) images of human perfection aren't aimed at us, but at men. We already feel horribly inadequate when compared with photos of supermodels etc, and so are disposed to be compassionate to others who also fail to make the grade.
So Dale's weak chin doesn't damn him in our eyes. In fact, he's a very particular case, and I can understand why you lads are baffled as to his appeal, which is undeniable and as widespread as a virus.
Last year I attended only my second footy match, and brought Grace Darling with me. She was only 13 at the time. When the lads came out for the warm-up she was instantly rivetted; "Who's that with the hair?" she asked, and of course it was Dale. His appeal was so swift that I can only put it down to the light surrounding him. he's a bit like Apollo the sun god. Rays of light emanated from his head - just like Dale's blonde Dale-locks.
There's and old Irish poem where the poet is arrested by the vision of a beautiful young girl, whom he describes as "Brightness of Brightness". Her light is a quality beyond the purely physical; it's a sort of goodness that lies within her - a positive energy. Dale has that energy in spades. It overflows in his enthusiasm for the game. It's apparent in his characteristic "upbeat" approach that comes through in interviews etc.
We're all drawn to the positive. We're energised by the energy of others. Someone who has that energy, plus a little charm and reasonable good looks is irresistable.
And Rocca is very good looking, as swiftdog suggested, because he's so very manly. But not in a thick, butch way. He's very gentlemanly. I'd have posted a shot of him too, but don't have one that does him justice. But feel free to judge for yourselves in the ROCCAdemption buddy thread.
And Rusling is not at all like a pig!!!!!!!!! Jabso!!!!!!!! His nose may be a little Germanic, but as I've explained, imperfections are easily set aside.
If only you lads could judge women with as much compassion.
Firstly, a handsome face is only one element of total "hotness". A handsome face without character or intelligence doesn't offer much beyond a first glance - think Fabio (gross).
Secondly, women are much more forgiving than men. We don't demand physical perfection; the majority of (improbable because often photo-shopped) images of human perfection aren't aimed at us, but at men. We already feel horribly inadequate when compared with photos of supermodels etc, and so are disposed to be compassionate to others who also fail to make the grade.
So Dale's weak chin doesn't damn him in our eyes. In fact, he's a very particular case, and I can understand why you lads are baffled as to his appeal, which is undeniable and as widespread as a virus.
Last year I attended only my second footy match, and brought Grace Darling with me. She was only 13 at the time. When the lads came out for the warm-up she was instantly rivetted; "Who's that with the hair?" she asked, and of course it was Dale. His appeal was so swift that I can only put it down to the light surrounding him. he's a bit like Apollo the sun god. Rays of light emanated from his head - just like Dale's blonde Dale-locks.
There's and old Irish poem where the poet is arrested by the vision of a beautiful young girl, whom he describes as "Brightness of Brightness". Her light is a quality beyond the purely physical; it's a sort of goodness that lies within her - a positive energy. Dale has that energy in spades. It overflows in his enthusiasm for the game. It's apparent in his characteristic "upbeat" approach that comes through in interviews etc.
We're all drawn to the positive. We're energised by the energy of others. Someone who has that energy, plus a little charm and reasonable good looks is irresistable.
And Rocca is very good looking, as swiftdog suggested, because he's so very manly. But not in a thick, butch way. He's very gentlemanly. I'd have posted a shot of him too, but don't have one that does him justice. But feel free to judge for yourselves in the ROCCAdemption buddy thread.
And Rusling is not at all like a pig!!!!!!!!! Jabso!!!!!!!! His nose may be a little Germanic, but as I've explained, imperfections are easily set aside.
If only you lads could judge women with as much compassion.
Optimax
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If only you lads could judge women with as much compassion.
id say most of us do nothing worse the a hot girl that doesnt know shit and is a pain to talk to, much prefer a normal looking girl that has some brain power.
Note for the guys Bryan is good lots of pics in the bears buddy thread
I want to try to explain to you lads why some team members are very attractive to females, despite not being classcially good looking.
Firstly, a handsome face is only one element of total "hotness". A handsome face without character or intelligence doesn't offer much beyond a first glance - think Fabio (gross).
Secondly, women are much more forgiving than men. We don't demand physical perfection; the majority of (improbable because often photo-shopped) images of human perfection aren't aimed at us, but at men. We already feel horribly inadequate when compared with photos of supermodels etc, and so are disposed to be compassionate to others who also fail to make the grade.
So Dale's weak chin doesn't damn him in our eyes. In fact, he's a very particular case, and I can understand why you lads are baffled as to his appeal, which is undeniable and as widespread as a virus.
Last year I attended only my second footy match, and brought Grace Darling with me. She was only 13 at the time. When the lads came out for the warm-up she was instantly rivetted; "Who's that with the hair?" she asked, and of course it was Dale. His appeal was so swift that I can only put it down to the light surrounding him. he's a bit like Apollo the sun god. Rays of light emanated from his head - just like Dale's blonde Dale-locks.
There's and old Irish poem where the poet is arrested by the vision of a beautiful young girl, whom he describes as "Brightness of Brightness". Her light is a quality beyond the purely physical; it's a sort of goodness that lies within her - a positive energy. Dale has that energy in spades. It overflows in his enthusiasm for the game. It's apparent in his characteristic "upbeat" approach that comes through in interviews etc.
We're all drawn to the positive. We're energised by the energy of others. Someone who has that energy, plus a little charm and reasonable good looks is irresistable.
And Rocca is very good looking, as swiftdog suggested, because he's so very manly. But not in a thick, butch way. He's very gentlemanly. I'd have posted a shot of him too, but don't have one that does him justice. But feel free to judge for yourselves in the ROCCAdemption buddy thread.
And Rusling is not at all like a pig!!!!!!!!! Jabso!!!!!!!! His nose may be a little Germanic, but as I've explained, imperfections are easily set aside.
If only you lads could judge women with as much compassion.
Agree
100%
If only you lads could judge women with as much compassion.
Not all men are as shallow as women think. I despise the thought of having to endure a relationship with a ditsy, arrogant, selfish halfwit - who happens to be stunning. A down to earth girl who has self-respect, not arrogance, with common sense and intelligence to boot - those qualities are extremely attractive to me. Of course, that's not to say looks are not a requisite, because in reality, looks are the "bait" that cause the intitial interaction. It's a misconception that men (in general) demand James Bond girl looks. Obviously there will always be the exceptions, who will ignore the value of personality and 'deeper-than-skin' qualities, because they lack the intelligence themselves.
Then you meet a girl who is absolutely gorgeous, with all of the above qualities... that's what dreams are made of.
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I think I may be the only girl who doesn't swoon over Dale... I feel guilty.
Kevin Dyas on the other hand... Can I show you around Melbourne?
Kevin Dyas on the other hand...
Can I show you around Melbourne?
Yes, Dale is hot. & I know a few 'non-collingwood' supporters who think he is too. I think if a guy is hot & they are either as boring as bat sh!t or they are so arrogaant & pig-headed. Then it is a waste of time. But they don't have to be 'the hottest guy to ever walk on the face of the earth' to be a good bloke. If a guy is funny, smart, good personality, not arrogant & likes to have fun but is also sensitive. That is a lot better than someone who is just hot, & that's it.
martyTHOMAS
All Australian
well said
i would rather a guy who was funny and nice and wasn't very good looking apposed to a guy who was hot and was up himself.
but i've met Dale + he was really nice to me
