How did Luke Skywalker know what Princess Leia was getting for Christmas?

[gdmclean]

He felt her presence

Edit: one of my dads jokes

 

[Bombers 2003]

He felt her presence

Is that 'prescence' or 'presents'?

 

[go_the_bombers]

LOL good one

 

[DBAH0]

I liked this one better;

[Mark Hamill] Luke be a Jedi tonight!
Just be a Jedi tonight!
[Mark Hamill & Backing Chorus] Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda!
[Mark Hamill] And do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets
[Mark Hamill & Backing Chorus] Luke, be a Jedi tonight!

 

[drew_j]

He felt her presence

Edit: one of my dads jokes

Groan!!!!!!!

But I got a worse one.

Q: Why did the bridge go to hospital?

A: Cos the car ran over it.

 

[Thrawn]

That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.

 

[jod23]

lol

 

[What the deuce?]

Haha.

Dad jokes are always funny in an odd/corny way.

 

[Roddy]

Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

A. Coz at 69, she gets a frog in her throat.....

(not a Dad joke)

 

[gdmclean]

Haha.

Dad jokes are always funny in an odd/corny way.

It wasnt my dads - its actually one of my own. I just said it was his to handball off some of the embarassment