How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[Bender_]

"****en Toovey."

 

[Starburns_]

FIGJAM says it tastes like potato.



Sorry, had to do it.

 

[Bender_]

FIGJAM says it tastes like potato.



Sorry, had to do it.

Threadban.

 

[Freomaniac]

How did Jack Darling go against the financial Powerhouse that is North?

I left at 3 quarter time as the game was more boring than a Ross Lyon game as North was leading 69-30. Darling had 1 behind at that point...

 

[Freomaniac]

You can't hold it against them that they are stuck with woosh when we have the ross the boss

Darling was awesome vs the Hawks

 

[hawkman]

H

Darling was awesome vs the Hawks

He joins Sam Reid as Schoenmakers bitch

 

[Brucie Buffer]

Where is backfire tag??

 

[11sjw]

Jacky or MacKenzie would've been the cleanest players leaving the field yesterday with both having copped major baths.

Still Jacky boy can always use Elvis' "Rubberneckin" song as his theme music.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Minced around like a Soho queen yesterday. Again.

 

[Smoocher]

Darling could be used as trade bait at years end. They may be able to attract a 6th round pick for him.

 

[Moo]

Darling could be used as trade bait at years end. They may be able to attract a 6th round pick for him.

This is why I hate the Bay, massive over exaggerations and hyperbole.

I'd be happy for Freo to give up a 4th rounder for Jack ....perhaps a real coach could stop him diving and make him into a footy player.

 

[Smoocher]

This is why I hate the Bay, massive over exaggerations and hyperbole.

I'd be happy for Freo to give up a 4th rounder for Jack ....perhaps a real coach could stop him diving and make him into a footy player.

Agree, I would happily trade Tarrant for him. Fair trade as both are spuds.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Bucks texted me and says it tasted like weakness with a dash of failure.

So like chicken?

 

[Stronzo]

It would taste like what he has been force fed.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Stronzo do the right thing and backfire this thread please.

 

[Tank Girl]

It needs either a backfire or "goo" tag. Incredible that it hasn't already. Mods are a protected species

 

[11sjw]

Bucks texted me and says it tasted like weakness with a dash of failure.

So like chicken?

Well midget no.2 suggested it tasted of zero influence.

 

[Hodgepodge]

It would taste like Schoenmakers goo.

 

[Stronzo]

Stronzo do the right thing and backfire this thread please.

Bender_ wouldn't appreciate that. Besides, when the eagles are playing better again, Whiplash Jack will once again be a dominant force.

It needs either a backfire or "goo" tag. Incredible that it hasn't already. Mods are a protected species

Of course we are. Me and Bends have a good working relationship, we swap modding stories and scheme ways to **** with tyreboyz. I wouldn't want to upset that for a little goo.

 

[Bender_]

Yeah rightio vultures.

 

[Tank Girl]

It would taste like Schoenmakers goo.

This comment almost made me spit coffee on my computer monitor. Then it put me off my coffee

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

A mate of mine said he saw Darling in the chemist at the airport, asking for a size large butt plug.

Apparently he's been rogered so many times recently, the poor fellow is beginning to leak.

 

[Starburns_]

Where is backfire tag??

It'll come at the end of his career, when we know whether he's a Carey, a Kozi, or a Cam Mooney.

 

[Tank Girl]

It'll come at the end of his career, when we know whether he's a Carey, a Kozi, or a Cam Mooney.

Goo tag in mean time.

 

[Starburns_]

Goo tag in mean time.

But then I'd have to read it to make sure.

Ask Stronzo, maybe he's read it.