Reginald Perrin
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How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?
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Thought he did well today, held Rampe to just the one goal.
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Nah, I think drunk Bender did that one.
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Jack Darling
Pick #:26 in the 2010 Draft. Overlooked by all of the other 16 clubs. A ready made footballer not picked because of his off field conduct. Here at West Coast, we can't sink any lower off field, so we swooped in and gave him a home.
A ready made footballer with the body of a Greek god and the mind of a genius. The oracles who settled in Perth foretold of his coming by naming the Darling Mountain Range that lies just east after/before him. On his first day at West Coast he took our 2010 spoon and bit it in half, then Woosha sent him to a quarry to smash boulders with his bare hands. Since then he's been on a steady diet of cement shakes, 2 kilo steaks and head butting ***** who cross his path (team mates or not).
So opposition coaches, get out your schlop bowls and cutlery, pop on your bibs coz Big Jack is gonna serve you up a piping hot steamer in 2011.
The question is, what will those coaches say after a big mouthfull?
Darling got chopped by Sutcliffe a week ago. He didn't score a goal and got pushed off the ball by a guy picked 74 in the draft a year after Darling. Ha ha ha
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Now the Eagles slim finals chances have been snuffed out like the lead in a Roman Polanski movie, perhaps they can finally play Darling in position as a forward.
Darling just threw his head back again. He needs to get an x-ray, I'm not sure he has a backbone.
Smeg Head
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I defer to your obvious expertise in the field of no backbones good sir.
Who is this bombers twenty thousand and thweee.
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Better then any of your forwards.
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and yet he would be your number 1 forward by a ****ing mile.
I hope your drunk because you have written the same thing twice and it's still shit, which is sort of the point of this thread.
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Two different teams dip shit, I love how you agree though.
So JD's shit taste like useless repetitive bullshit that his own fans will enjoy, even though it's shit. Ok, I agree.
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Yeah good one Bender.
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Yeah but my dad could beat up your dad!
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Mat Maguire did a couple of Marks on him tonight.
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