How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

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Once Pav retires we have 2 guys on the list. Matt Taberner is one. As for the others. I hope Adam Goodes is reading this. Im not trying to sound racist. We have Michael Apeness.

Lol Taberner? Might as well start planning for those wooden spoons now

Jack Watts > Matt Taberner
 
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"The players are still scarred from the times in the past where they tasted Jack Darling's shit. But yeah, you have got to take your hat off to Jack Darling's shit, it had a chocolate-like consistency, a strong aroma and bitter taste, which is what I would like to instill in Wattsy's shits. It reminded me of my time at the Swans when every week our opponents tasted Goodesy's shit, Kirky's shit, Hally's shit, Pykey's shit and even Joey Kennedy's shit."
 
Maybe sounding strange but Darlings inclusion is starting to change the scoring structure of the Eagles.
 

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Well when you're standing in a glass house one shouldn't throw stones. Moran.
How about no one should throw stones, that's just crappy behaviour

Unless you're trapped in some sort of glass house, then you should definitely throw them.

So really it should be only people in glass houses should throw stones.

Provided they are trapped.
 
How about no one should throw stones, that's just crappy behaviour

Unless you're trapped in some sort of glass house, then you should definitely throw them.

So really it should be only people in glass houses should throw stones.

Provided they are trapped.
Probably better to just go out the way they got in.
 

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