How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[Bender_]

Legend has it he is squatting in the abandoned Playboy Mansion living the dream...

"The Night Fapper"

 

[Freomaniac]

"The Night Fapper"

Remember the times I always kept liking your posts?

Then you screen shot it? LoL

Good times

 

[holy diver]

"The Night Fapper"

 

[holy diver]

"That cool campaigner"

Did you finally get out on parole?

 

[FurTheWin]

That's the guy!
So Bender_ , 11 years and close to 2,000 posts later, how would you sum up Jack Darling

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Jack Darling

Age

32

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

?

 

[holy diver]

That's the guy!
So Bender_ , 11 years and close to 2,000 posts later, how would you sum up Jack Darling?

 

[Purple Suit]

"The Night Fapper"

Well Done showing up after your season. We’re 1 ok Norf performance & a shellacking away from another spoon & the worse season from a WA team on record. All thanks to JD being scared of his mother in law, needles and the boogie man.

 

[Bender_]

Gotta go there to come back to the top.

Unfortunately for Cockburn they keep going there but never reach the top. Another list waiting to be wasted all over again.

At least those Flagmantle tats were a really clever decision.

 

[Cyclops]

... Another list waiting to be wasted all over again...

Whereas the Eagles (like the Pies) say "why wait?"

 

[Bender_]

Whereas the Eagles (like the Pies) say "why wait?"

Yeah but wasted means something different at West Coast.

 

[Cyclops]

Yeah but wasted means something different at West Coast.

and something else again at Collingwood. Our boys rip a line and then test positive for Clenbuterol.

 

[holy diver]

Yeah but wasted means something different at West Coast.

Draft picks?

Kelly trade?

 

[Bender_]

Oh boy that's lame.

Go back to the kiddie table and finish your shit sandwich.

 

[holy diver]

IS that the best you got?

You've gotten soft. I'm genuinely sad...

 

[Bender_]

Hard to believe, but it gets even lamer.

 

[holy diver]

Hard to believe, but it gets even lamer.

Well, an honest personal assessment of your decline.

Congratulations.


Guess you are shite like your club.

Now run along to the special needs table and figure out how WC are going to undo the amusingly bad trading, recruiting and the kicker, sweeping bad culture under the table.

kthnxbai

 

[Bender_]

"I know you are but what am I, you've 'gotten' soft, now wait while I try to use the same thing you said against you but with less effect."

Same old tired loser shit from the quintessential loser fan of a loser club. Nothing changes. Warms my heart.

 

[holy diver]

 

[Freomaniac]

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lol sound about right...

 

[Freomaniac]

"I know you are but what am I, you've 'gotten' soft, now wait while I try to use the same thing you said against you but with less effect."

Same old tired loser s**t from the quintessential loser fan of a loser club. Nothing changes. Warms my heart.

Did you embrace the eagles mens 2022 season?

eagles were 2-20 last season. But on the Bright side you did beat collingwood. lol

 

[Freomaniac]

Well Done showing up after your season. We’re 1 ok Norf performance & a shellacking away from another spoon & the worse season from a WA team on record. All thanks to JD being scared of his mother in law, needles and the boogie man.

The eagles fans dont even care anymore lol.

At leastthe eagles got more money than North Melbourne lol

 

[Freomaniac]

Normal services have resumed people.

Welcome back Jack.

How that walking poo truck Jack Darling go?

He is a bigger flopper than Michael Walters LoL.

Oh and how come you ran out of gas? No one left on the bench I heard.

Flogs like you had no issues with Owen jokes when in 2016, Freo were 0-10 and crippled with Injuries lol

 

[MIKE85]

Ha, there is no bigger flopper than Walters. Nice to know Jack will retire a premiership player, and Walters’ career highlight will be shitting the bed in the 2013 GF. Will the crows allow you to unfurl your premiership flag next weekend at the AO??

 

[Freomaniac]

Fair enough - but you and a lot of WC fans are a little ahead of yourself with him.

He'd certainly be handy but not too sure he is even a good player yet....very average in a number of games and I think opposition teams are working him out - the ? Is will he adapt

Jack Darling is having a good game vs the crows

 

[Stronzo]

Well it took him almost a half, but he finally got a possession.

Good work Jackie.