How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[Bender_]

In answer to the OP I'm sure other coaches will say he smells like shit whenever he sees a player coming towards him

How's Freo's 2010 draft picks working out for them?

 

[JimmyDE]

How's Freo's 2010 draft picks working out for them?

We don't need to talk about that, I like the look of the ladder at the minute tho.

 

[JackAttack!]

We don't need to talk about that, I like the look of the ladder at the minute tho.

Freemental will definitely win a flag before the over rated junky s**tstain hungry jack franchise from the west do.

 

[Dirt Track]

I know it's a long weekend and all, but for christ sakes, puff puff pass old son.

Hack Darling doesn't belong in the same sentence as a champion like the PAV.

Leads Pav in every sat at the same age.

 

[I am Jack]

Leads Pav in every sat at the same age.

At the same age, Pavlich was playing in a far weaker side than Darling.
Pavlich was drafted along with Paul Haselby when Freo were pathetic, so of course Pavlich's stats won't match up - as Darling is playing in a far better side atm.
Even then, Darling's stat's are flattered due to him only performing against weak sides.

 

[Bender_]

At the same age, Pavlich was playing in a far weaker side than Darling.
Pavlich was drafted along with Paul Haselby when Freo were pathetic, so of course Pavlich's stats won't match up - as Darling is playing in a far better side atm.
Even then, Darling's stat's are flattered due to him only performing against weak sides.

Sounds like a lot of excuses for Pav right there.

 

[I am Jack]

Sounds like a lot of excuses for Pav right there.

Pavlich is a champion, Darling is a spud, make whatever excuses you need to.

 

[Bender_]

Pavlich is a champion, Darling is a spud, make whatever excuses you need to.

You're the one making excuses coz "the spud" is playing better footy than "the champion" at the same age.

 

[Dirt Track]

Pavlich is a champion, Darling is a spud, make whatever excuses you need to.

Kicked 53 goals as a 19yo, spud.

Did you whole forward line kick 53 goals last year?

 

[11sjw]

Kicked 53 goals as a 19yo, spud.

Did you whole forward line kick 53 goals last year?

Did yours once the drugs were stopped?

 

[I am Jack]

Kicked 53 goals as a 19yo, spud.

Did you whole forward line kick 53 goals last year?

If Ablett was playing under Nick Nat he'd kick more than 50 goals.

And if Pavlich at the same age had a ruckman and midfielders like WC had in 2012, he'd have probably kicked a ton.

How many goals has Darling kicked this year? Against top 8 sides, 7 goals!
And... The Hawthorn game when he kicked 3 - those were his only kicks for the day.

Other than that he has beaten up on GWS, Melbourne and Western Bulldogs.
Take those sides out of it and he's not even in WAFL form.

 

[Dirt Track]

Did yours once the drugs were stopped?

[injunction]

 

[Bender_]

If Ablett was playing under Nick Nat he'd kick more than 50 goals.

And if Pavlich at the same age had a ruckman and midfielders like WC had in 2012, he'd have probably kicked a ton.

How many goals has Darling kicked this year? Against top 8 sides, 7 goals!
And... The Hawthorn game when he kicked 3 - those were his only kicks for the day.

Other than that he has beaten up on GWS, Melbourne and Western Bulldogs.
Take those sides out of it and he's not even in WAFL form.

If if if.

You're full of shit.

 

[W.C. Fry]

Freemental will definitely win a flag before the over rated junky s**tstain hungry jack franchise from the west do win another.

Fixed. 06 remember?

 

[JackAttack!]

Fixed. 06 remember?

Fix this Cheat.

 

[W.C. Fry]

Fix this Cheat.

Fix this rapist.

http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/content/2004/s1100551.htm

 

[JackAttack!]

Fix this rapist.

http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/content/2004/s1100551.htm

You sound desperate Ben?

 

[W.C. Fry]

You sound desperate Ben?

Not really Michael.

 

[JackAttack!]

Not really Michael.

 

[W.C. Fry]

Nah, wrong Michael. That one paid $15million to make it go away. Yours only paid $200,000.

 

[JackAttack!]

Nah, wrong Michael. That one paid $15million to make it go away. Yours only paid $200,000.

Maybe you're not as dumb as your teaam mate? LOL

No one is.

 

[Bender571]

Leads Pav in every sat at the same age.

Really? He compares statistically favourable to the 2002 All-Australian full back? Well isn't that quite the achievement for a forward

 

[JackAttack!]

Really? He compares statistically favourable to the 2002 All-Australian full back? Well isn't that quite the achievement for a forward

I like this Bender much more. Better looking, smarter & backing the next teaam to win the flag from the wild west. After we finish our 5 in a row

 

[wambat]

Fact - There is not 1 player I would swap for Jack Darling on Failmantles list.

Will finish his career with better stats than Carey.

 

[Plugger35]

Worsfold can tell us how the umpires dicks taste.