How will the end of the world today...

[Twinkletoes]

Sounds like our new CEO will ride into town on the day of the apocalypse. Tough and short gig.

On the plus side, he won't cost us much!

 

[Arthur Cloke]

Affect our plan for 2015 premiership glory?
What about Luke McDonald's spot in the hall of fame?
How will Lachie Hansen finally prove the Hansenists wrong?
This is a tragedy.

I don't buy this end of the world rubbish for one minute. I've been speaking to high-class theologians regarding the issue & they've assured me its smooth surfing from here.
And now we've picked up Eric Wallace, Hawthorn finally get some of their own medicine back missing out on a potential father-son coup. I dare say the Hawks have been caught napping on this one. I am surprised that Terry hasn't come out waffling on about his son finally getting a crack in the AFL after all these years.
Just in case the world does end tomorrow, it's been a pleasure. I've got 8 cans of baked beans in my shed & 20 C size batteries as part of my back-up plan. No wok for me tomorrow suckers - I'll be bunkered down for a solid 24 hours listening to SEN, with a slab in one hand, a Miranda Kerr signed shuttle-**** in the other & the unmentionables in the other. If I'm too parro to notice the world has ended, that can't be a bad thing can it?

 

[Archer_11]

The only thing that would make me think it's the end of the world is if Cowro and Brawshaw marry in Vegas and announce the news to the world that they just can't keep it a secret any longer. And that Cowro is now to be referred to as the First Lady of North Melbourne henceforth. Then we can have the meteor.

 

[Shermanator]

I don't buy this end of the world rubbish for one minute. I've been speaking to high-class theologians regarding the issue & they've assured me its smooth surfing from here.
And now we've picked up Eric Wallace, Hawthorn finally get some of their own medicine back missing out on a potential father-son coup. I dare say the Hawks have been caught napping on this one. I am surprised that Terry hasn't come out waffling on about his son finally getting a crack in the AFL after all these years.
Just in case the world does end tomorrow, it's been a pleasure. I've got 8 cans of baked beans in my shed & 20 C size batteries as part of my back-up plan. No wok for me tomorrow suckers - I'll be bunkered down for a solid 24 hours listening to SEN, with a slab in one hand, a Miranda Kerr signed shuttle-**** in the other & the unmentionables in the other. If I'm too parro to notice the world has ended, that can't be a bad thing can it?

Some of your best work there AC!

 

[TinyK]

Wull ut be the ind off the wurld in Nu Zulund tu ?

 

[ozzyoslo]

Griffy, Bosk and The mighty boosh have a "Ménage à trois" causing time to go backwards clashing with the Earths normal rotation and gravitation forces etc causing a black hole where everything in this galaxy gets suck into it??
Its just a thought, it could happen like

 

[Shermanator]

Wull ut be the ind off the wurld in Nu Zulund tu ?

Nah bro, Kiwi fruit and sheep are radiation resistant so all the Kiwi fruit and sheep will band together to create a force field over the North and South Island thus protecting you from total devastation.

 

[Jisse W Smuth]

Shut. Wush I still loved there, thus Mayan thung guvs me the hibby jibbies eh.

 

[TinyK]

Nah bro, Kiwi fruit and sheep are radiation resistant so all the Kiwi fruit and sheep will band together to create a force field over the North and South Island thus protecting you from total devastation.

Too cool bro, ken yuse till me win ut's over

 

[TinyK]

Shut. Wush I still loved there, thus Mayan thung guvs me the hibby jibbies eh.

ut's virry dusconcerting eh.

 

[Jimmy's Hot Dogs]

Sounds like our new CEO will ride into town on the day of the apocalypse. Tough and short gig.

Doesn't Adrian hand back the keys to AD's executive dunny at the close of business?

 

[scottywiper]

Sounds like our new CEO will ride into town on the day of the apocalypse. Tough and short gig.

Dilena gets the one-day gig!

 

[Shermanator]

Dilena gets the one-day gig!

Might be a 20/20 gig now Scotty..

 

[Bigeasy]

Don't like this decision. What experience and credentials does Dilena have? At least Cam Vale has sports industry experience and to be honest, can't say he was doing a bad job either.

I'm not disputing Dilena isn't a good operator but CEO??

Don't like this appointment at all.

EDIT: Ahh shit, the world didnt end. Congrats Carl, top decision.

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.

Don't worry.

I'm sure there will be another.

 

[TinyK]

ut's not fear, Tiny was hoping Nu Zullund would wun the olumpucs.