Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Madas]

Imagine feeding your clubs best forward scraps and watching him walk out on you before begging a fringe player from a bottom 4 club to sign on with a godfather offer and getting rejected





This offseason has been as embarrassing as their regular season already

Not as embarrassing as this though

 

[bh90210fan]

Not as embarrassing as this though

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Great year to do it!

 

[MadMundy]

All of this grandstanding just for Reid to leave 2 years into his contract.

 

[Trouto]

All of this grandstanding just for Reid to leave 2 years into his contract.

dude, i know its common for your club, but that doesnt hardly happen at our club

*oh wait, i forgot - you dont use good picks, you trade them for shit players

 

[bh90210fan]

If it isn’t bad enough Brockman has to repeatedly shake you off like a overzealous groupie at a KISS concert, now West Coast has had to come out publicly and tell you no, sorry Failmantle, you’re not getting any of our premiership stars.

No one wants to live in your sandy Cockburn shithole. Try having a bit of self respect.

 

[MadMundy]

dude, i know its common for your club, but that doesnt hardly happen at our club

*oh wait, i forgot - you dont use good picks, you trade them for s**t players

Considering we have some of the least turnover over the last 10 years compared to the rest of the league, I'd argue its's not really common.

 

[bh90210fan]

Considering we have some of the least turnover over the last 10 years compared to the rest of the league, I'd argue its's not really common.

Peter Bell has turned you into a feeder club.

 

[MadMundy]

Peter Bell has turned you into a feeder club.

And tell me, what would you like me to personally do about it?

 

[bh90210fan]

And tell me, what would you like me to personally do about it?

If you could keep those tears flowing in the vent thread that’d be great thanks.

 

[Madas]

If you could keep those tears flowing in the vent thread that’d be great thanks.

No tears for me
I just love chucking these things around

 

[Madas]

If it isn’t bad enough Brockman has to repeatedly shake you off like a overzealous groupie at a KISS concert, now West Coast has had to come out publicly and tell you no, sorry Failmantle, you’re not getting any of our premiership stars.

No one wants to live in your sandy Cockburn shithole. Try having a bit of self respect.

Why the hell would Freo want a broken Yeo, a 31 year old flopper and a Duggan ?

They are building a YOUNG list that will last years to come .
They dont want old has beens , just because you’ve described them on your Gumtree ad as “ as New Condition- reluctant sale “

 

[Geoff]

It’s about time Dinsdale Wosh and zackah flushed this fred. The op doesn’t exist anymore so his fred needs to die the same death. Bin it mods.


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[Madas]

It’s about time Dinsdale Wosh and zackah flushed this fred. The op doesn’t exist anymore so his fred needs to die the same death. Bin it mods.


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But , but Geoff I just want to hear these sage words from the great Flog himself one last time:

“ second worst club”
“No flags “
“ 3 to come around us “

And who could forget classics like these

Lucky man it doesn't seem fine to be white these days with all the racial booing the racist Cockburn fans do

Because it can't be the umpiring since Cockburn has received a hard carry since Garlick has been there

I am just pissed off with the umpiring hard carry they get

They try to say the boo because of umpiring but they are spoon fed by the umpiring

Just a bunch of racists with low iq

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Peter Bell has turned you into a feeder club.

Who will be the next best 22 player J-Lo will drive away from Cockburn ?

What an embarrassing organisation.

 

[Trouto]

But , but Geoff I just want to hear these sage words from the great Flog himself one last time:

“ second worst club”
“No flags “
“ 3 to come around us “

And who could forget classics like these

Dan may not be with us, but his spirit lives on - Freo flogs have resorted to pulling the pizz out of themselves!

 

[bh90210fan]

Why the hell would Freo want a broken Yeo, a 31 year old flopper and a Duggan ?

They are building a YOUNG list that will last years to come .
They dont want old has beens , just because you’ve described them on your Gumtree ad as “ as New Condition- reluctant sale “

My guy, your club was pining for Jake Waterman a month back before he told you to GAGF and extended with us.

 

[bh90210fan]

Who will be the next best 22 player J-Lo will drive away from Cockburn ?

What an embarrassing organisation.

If they can’t even keep hold of their NGA kids or a heart and soul player like Shultz nobody would surprise me.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

If they can’t even keep hold of their NGA kids or a heart and soul player like Shultz nobody would surprise me.

Hawthorn and a couple of other Vic clubs already circling around Serong.

And why hasn't Sean Darcy signed an extension yet ?

 

[bh90210fan]

Hawthorn and a couple of other Vic clubs already circling around Serong.

And why hasn't Sean Darcy signed an extension yet ?

It’s pretty evident now that everyone hates it at Cockburn

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

It’s pretty evident now that everyone hates it at Cockburn

And they sacked the only halfway successful coach in their history cause he made an distasteful joke about a pregnant staff member at a Christmas Party !

They'll never get their act together and win a flag will they ?

 

[JoseMourinho]

And they sacked the only halfway successful coach in their history cause he made an distasteful joke about a pregnant staff member at a Christmas Party !

They'll never get their act together and win a flag will they ?

Lyin was taking the team downhill.

 

[bh90210fan]

And they sacked the only halfway successful coach in their history cause he made an distasteful joke about a pregnant staff member at a Christmas Party !

They'll never get their act together and win a flag will they ?

They won’t even match Jack Darling’s finals record

 

[JoseMourinho]

Good trade by Freo. Shit seeing Schultz go

 

[bh90210fan]

Good trade by Freo. s**t seeing Schultz go

Did you just give away your best forward for less than what you could’ve gotten next year with a compo pick?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Did you just give away your best forward for less than what you could’ve gotten next year with a compo pick?

We're not norf. We're not getting Pick 3 for him.