Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[Piggy Smalls]

As you know, we’re not talking about your run of the mill Cockburn injury excuse which comes out when you’re only missing a couple of players. It takes an extraordinary injury toll for us to start flapping about it. Thanks again for pointing it out.

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That doesn’t happen three years in a row due to bad luck. It’s poor management on several fronts. Namely list management, strength and conditioning management, and injury management.

 

[bh90210fan]

That doesn’t happen three years in a row due to bad luck. It’s poor management on several fronts. Namely list management, strength and conditioning management, and injury management.

Strength and conditioning management and injury management I’ll give you. You can’t have that much of an unnatural injury toll to players in their prime without something backwards going on in that regard. Lucky we’ve revamped both departments and results hopefully should start bearing fruit this season.

List management though, nah. We’re only a couple of seasons into a rebuild and we already have players not even listed in our predicted b22 for next year who’d walk straight into a Cockburn team after a 9 year rebuild. Then we’ll have Harley Reid to throw in there too.

If our list management is poor, yours it’s diabolical by comparison.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Strength and conditioning management and injury management I’ll give you. You can’t have that much of an unnatural injury toll to players in their prime without something backwards going on in that regard. Lucky we’ve revamped both departments and results hopefully should start bearing fruit this season.

What about the talk of the surface at Lathlain Park being a problem? Also the free Hungry Jacks has to be taking its toll. Who actually eats that shit? WC players that's who.

 

[bh90210fan]

What about the talk of the surface at Lathlain Park being a problem? Also the free Hungry Jacks has to be taking its toll. Who actually eats that s**t? WC players that's who.

They’re looking into the condition of the surface this offseason apparently so I wouldn’t stress too much about it, you can sleep easy.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

They’re looking into the condition of the surface this offseason apparently so I wouldn’t stress too much about it, you can sleep easy.

So it is an issue? They wouldn't be looking into it if all was good.

 

[bzparkes]

Hey Bev goodbye Harley

Nothing more enjoyable than watching the salty tears of the Vic media flogs when they're desperately begging for WCE not to pick Reid.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[bh90210fan]

So it is an issue? They wouldn't be looking into it if all was good.

Im sure we’ll all know once they’ve finished looking into it.

While you’re here I’m curious on your position as a Failmantle fan and knowing your interest with Sharp atm, how do you feel with Cockburn’s strategy of filling your list with delisted spuds from bottom of the table teams like Gold Coast and Norf as a way forward?

 

[King Huskii]

Nothing more enjoyable than watching the salty tears of the Vic media flogs when they're desperately begging for WCE not to pick Reid.

Thanks for the laugh.

Hey telly tubby yeah he hates west coast

 

[bh90210fan]

Hey telly tubby yeah he hates west coast

Hey Masher, are you going to be gracing us with your training reports this preseason or has the embarrassment of this year turned you off?

 

[King Huskii]

Hey Masher, are you going to be gracing us with your training reports this preseason or has the embarrassment of this year turned you off?

Been doing it since 2012. They love me. Unlike your own board who couldn't give two bits on yourself.

 

[bh90210fan]

Been doing it since 2012. They love me. Unlike your own board who couldn't give two bits on yourself.

Who couldn’t love you with the comedy gold we get from you every preseason

 

[bh90210fan]

King Huskii , AKA Masher, AKA Cockburn’s number 1 gangsta, AKA the Embley Assassin

What was / were your previous account(s) if you’ve been doing these training reports for so long?

 

[King Huskii]

King Huskii , AKA Masher, AKA Cockburn’s number 1 gangsta, AKA the Embley Assassin

What was / were your previous account(s) if you’ve been doing these training reports for so long?

Why don't you tell me. You're the one who reads all my posts on the Freo board because you are obsessed with me.

 

[bh90210fan]

Why don't you tell me. You're the one who reads all my posts on the Freo board because you are obsessed with me.

Have no idea in all honesty as I’ve only ever been hooked on the old Ross Lyon thread and the vent thread on your board but I’ve Gotta admit I’ll be keeping an eye out for your reports after the lol’s of last preseason

So how many aliases are you running with again?

 

[King Huskii]

Have no idea in all honesty as I’ve only ever been hooked on the old Ross Lyon thread and the vent thread on your board but I’ve Gotta admit I’ll be keeping an eye out for your reports after the lol’s of last preseason

So how many aliases are you running with again?

None, this is my only account.

I was on and off back in the day.

A quick question. Why are you scared to walk through Armadale?

 

[bh90210fan]

A quick question. Why are you scared to walk through Armadale?

 

[Trouto]

Did Longmuir have a hand in axing poor old Peter Bell?
JL comes across as a quiet nice guy, but has he got a mean streak?

 

[bh90210fan]

I’m just glad all the top kids won’t have to suffer in the lead up to this year’s draft at the horrifying thought of becoming a Failmantle player

 

[Geoff]

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[Obeanie1]

Did Longmuir have a hand in axing poor old Peter Bell?
JL comes across as a quiet nice guy, but has he got a mean streak?

Talent Identification and Special Projects?

Lol. Move him sideways before showing him the door.

He was doing such a great job too. Eagles fans will miss Feathers.

 

[King Huskii]

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Looks delectable

Did you bake?

 

[Geoff]

Looks delectable

Did you bake?

Nope, I just eat the stuff


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[bh90210fan]

Spare a thought for all those mothers out there with kids likely to get picked up late in the draft

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Nope, I just eat the stuff


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I've seen people around with this cake badge. An image of a slice of cake.

Something to do with baking (obviously). I don't know how you get it.

Do you have to just like cake or do you have to bake a cake and post an image? If your cake is good enough maybe you get the badge.

Also the slice of pizza badge I've seen around. Same thing. How do I get a pizza badge?

I sense a bake off.

 

[MadMundy]

There’s a few genuine purple potatoes on that Cockburn list who wouldn’t get a run for us

None of your players outside of Allen would get a run for another club.