Poo Mega Thread How's Justin Longmanure working out for you Failmantle (Part 2) 2023 Edition

[DanWA]

If only Cockburn could afford a WAFL team

They could complete the trifecta

AFLW team late in the 4th score a point

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

You and Mesc already got the food thread locked by s**t posting

The food thread got locked!?!??

 

[DanWA]

The food thread got locked!?!??

Yeah the cockburners were abusing the mash button

 

[King Huskii]

Yeah the cockburners were abusing the mash button

Nope that was your mate who loves telly tubbies BZ

He's a snowflake

 

[DanWA]

So Cockburn has 3 B22 players out today and the injury card and white flag is being waved all over the place

THREE

Look forward to Longmanure's comments on the contest

 

[bh90210fan]

Interestingly, if Bottom4mantle manage to continue their shit form while supposedly in their #flagmantle window, they’ll finish up in the bottom 4 for the 10th time in their history.

What sort of crapheap spends 1/3 of their existence at the ass end of the table?

Interesting.

 

[bh90210fan]

So Cockburn has 3 B22 players out today and the injury card and white flag is being waved all over the place

THREE

Look forward to Longmanure's comments on the contest

They were broken well before being hit with an average number of injuries this week.

 

[King Huskii]

So Cockburn has 3 B22 players out today and the injury card and white flag is being waved all over the place

THREE

Look forward to Longmanure's comments on the contest

Serong Chapman Tabs Young Fredrick and Cox equals 6

Lucky I can count. You have NFI about football. No excuses though. If Freo lose then they aren't good enough.

 

[DanWA]

Serong Chapman Tabs Young Fredrick and Cox equals 6

Lucky I can count. You have NFI about football. No excuses though. If Freo lose then they aren't good enough.

only serong cox young are b22

 

[King Huskii]

only serong cox young are b22

You have nfi

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

The food thread got locked!?!??

Nah, #dishonestdan is lying again. Mesc's thread got locked (171's Rebuild And Other Lolz). This is the food thread and always has been. Most of it is in part one. A quick thread search will confirm that. I am always going back to part one of the food thread to get the recipes and tips.

There has also been some good stuff in part two, Geoff's limoncello making is worth a read.

Daniels's Food Thread - Part 1

 

[DanWA]

Nah, #dishonestdan is lying again. Mesc's thread got locked (171's Rebuild And Other Lolz). This is the food thread and always has been. Most of it is in part one. A quick thread search will confirm that. I am always going back to part one of the food thread to get the recipes and tips.

There has also been some good stuff in part two, Geoff's limoncello making is worth a read.

Daniels's Food Thread - Part 1

This is the Longmanure and all things Cockburn thread

Just some low iq cockburn fans trying to derail it. Then Mesc (still in hiding) finally worked out how to make the bay 13 food and all things successful w.a club thread

 

[DanWA]

You have nfi

i am a footy expert compared to you

your preseason reporting will live on forever

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

i am a footy expert compared to you

your preseason reporting will live on forever

OK footy expert how about this?

Pick 1. What would you do, take Reid or split it to get the most you can from it?

Reid will go home ASAP and one player isn't going fix the 171's problems.

 

[DanWA]

OK footy expert how about this?

Pick 1. What would you do, take Reid or split it to get the most you can from it?

Reid will go home ASAP and one player isn't going fix the 171's problems.

i am on the split the pick bandwagon

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

i am on the split the pick bandwagon

I tend to agree with that. Actually I fully agree, split it. What is the general consensus on the Lathlain board?

 

[King Huskii]

i am on the split the pick bandwagon

Because he's elite talent and you would rather take a risk on two lesser players

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

I tend to agree with that. Actually I fully agree, split it. What is the general consensus on the Lathlain board?

They want Reid to be Tim Kelly MkII.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Mattry Pavlich is a bitch.

That's all
.

 

[bh90210fan]

Coughing up a top 5 pick pick for Jackson

ouch

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

They want Reid to be Tim Kelly MkII.

He will be if they pick him. He'll play a handfull of WAFL games, probably dominate and then get thrown in the deep end at the 171's.

The hype will be immense, he will be expected to win games off his own boot. I still remember the Nic Nat hype. The paper will no doubt have some cut out you can use to make a mask to wear to the game.

There will probably be a poster of him with a photoshopped WC jumper on the day after he is picked.

Maybe he should deliberately play a bit shit from now on and hope he isn't picked first.

 

[DanWA]

So after a 8 year rebuild Cockburn is wheeling out the "second youngest list" continually now. So much so the PR department has probably coached it into Longmanure. Maybe that could be a new angle. Get the PR department to coach Longmanure into an attacking game plan

The injury card/white flag is now copping a flogging from Cockburn fans

2022 was certainly a fluke/umpire gift

Longmanure still maintaining the flag by 2025 happening

 

[DanWA]

Freomaniac Geoff JoseMourinho holy diver MadMundy Mesc King Huskii Madas

Good morning

Buddy is fresh off another drug ban and heading to Optus this week

How is that 8 year rebuild looking with top 4 promised this year, next year and a flag by the year after?

 

[MadMundy]

Freomaniac Geoff JoseMourinho holy diver MadMundy Mesc King Huskii Madas

Good morning

Buddy is fresh off another drug ban and heading to Optus this week

How is that 8 year rebuild looking with top 4 promised this year, next year and a flag by the year after?

Ask the club, they're the idiots that promised it.

 

[DanWA]

Ask the club, they're the idiots that promised it.

What are your thoughts on the "second youngest side" being constantly wheeled out lately 8 years into a rebuild

What went wrong? Before the 2022 season is when the top 4's and flag was promised