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Huchy did go out with Brooklyn decker
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footyfreak
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Did anyone listen to Triple M on Saturday night I think.
They were talking to this bloke from Carlton and apparently his sister went out with Hutchy for a bit.
After a while he said, she wanted to end things, because she said it wouldn't really work out, which to Hutchy replied: "You only get one chance with me Babe".
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that's good work, like his confidence.
I did yesterday. I still don't believe he did her.
cocobonobo
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But seriously, this IS a joke, right?
I'm reminded of the Custard song "girls like that, dont go for guys like (Hutch)"
haha gotta love that song!
this story gives hope to us all!!
zigskillz
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i call shenanigans.
i REFUSE to believe this. seriously, GTFO
i REFUSE to believe this. seriously, GTFO
What's so hard to believe? You wouldn't have to look too far to find examples of old, ugly, overweight, balding (or a combination) males that are smashing or have smashed a bevvy of young beauties because they have bucketloads of coin and can offer an impressionable hottie a life of power, wealth and privilege that would otherwise be out of reach. Obviously Hutchy isn't in the realms of some of the real money spinners, but he'd still have enough spare notes to throw at a 20 year and impress her tight little arse. That she can crack walnuts with by the way.
It sucks, but that's the way it goes sometimes. Like ANS and her old squillionaire oil baron back in the day. And anyone who believes Kristy Hinze is with billionaire Netscape founder Jim Clark because of his looks or even his personality is kidding themselves. Every woman knows a nice old man. Every woman does not know a nice old man with billions of dollars in the bank. She is on the sweetest deal of all time as i read somewhere she doesn't even see him for 6-8 months of the year. So, she closes her eyes and thinks of something else for 4 months while Clark gets his jollies over a woman 35 years his junior, then for the rest of the year she globe trots on incredible super yachts with unlimited funds and an army of servants to look after her every whim. 
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i'm with you... must be some blokes on here punching well above there weight... if she's no good
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Seriously the first time I saw Hutchy one of the things that sprung to mind was
"Gee he must have a small penis"
Pretty sure that rings true if hes not married yet. Cant get the job done on or off the field by the looks of it
"Gee he must have a small penis"
Pretty sure that rings true if hes not married yet. Cant get the job done on or off the field by the looks of it
zigskillz
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What's so hard to believe? You wouldn't have to look too far to find examples of old, ugly, overweight, balding (or a combination) males that are smashing or have smashed a bevvy of young beauties because they have bucketloads of coin and can offer an impressionable hottie a life of power, wealth and privilege that would otherwise be out of reach. Obviously Hutchy isn't in the realms of some of the real money spinners, but he'd still have enough spare notes to throw at a 20 year and impress her tight little arse. That she can crack walnuts with by the way.
he cannot provide any of this. he's not even close to being at that end of the scale. sure, he's relatively high profile - but only in the AFL.
he must have a big penis.
if it's true good on him. but i highly doubt it.
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Hutchy would be doing very well for himself I reckon.
Haha this is gold. Everyone should bombard Sams Mailbag so they HAVE to find the solution.
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Its not out of the realms of possibility, I could imagine getting a girl that wasnt ugly...but not stunner material becuase
1) exhbit Hutchy's head
2) cannot find clothes that fit him
3) what is his allure? Weasel Melbourne siren chaser? Why would a model go for that when she could at the very least get an F grade celebrity like whatsisname Mills, ex-idol fame cling-on.
jakethesnake
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Seriously? Roddick's misses is smoking hot. Very funny if this is true.
grizzlym
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Ever considered that amongst vacuous, albeit beautiful, D-grade celebrities and model types that Hutchy might almost pass as an intellectual?
Starving people around the world, global warming, terrorism and now this. Truly proof that the world is indeed a screwed up place.
Starving people around the world, global warming, terrorism and now this. Truly proof that the world is indeed a screwed up place.
Did anyone listen to Triple M on Saturday night I think.
They were talking to this bloke from Carlton and apparently his sister went out with Hutchy for a bit.
After a while he said, she wanted to end things, because she said it wouldn't really work out, which to Hutchy replied: "You only get one chance with me Babe".
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footyfreak
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footyfreak
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He left 7 right when they won the rights back to footy. made me think the money must have been huge to go to a station you knew weren't going to have the rights to your core product for at least 5 years.
What's a brooklyn decker? Sounds like some kind of power tool ... which pretty much describes Hutchy.
Thanks for joining us Charlie Pickering. 7pm not going so well?
Who's Charlie Pickering?
after a while he said, she wanted to end things, because she said it wouldn't really work out, which to hutchy replied: "you only get one chance with me babe, i can have a hooker here on my arm in 10 minutes to replace you".
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