Hurley the fattest player since Lance whitnall.

[The Gentleman]

Last night Hurley showed his true colors, his been hiding his fat in Essendon's normal guernsey, but last night he showed us his massive beer gut, he didn't get subbed off cause he hurt his hamstring, he just felt like Ham.

 

[thekelvin]

Saw game. Can confirm. Fattest player since Luke hodge or Dane Swan.

 

[The Gentleman]

Saw game. Can confirm. Fattest player since Luke hodge or Dane Swan.

Thanks for the confirmation, did u see his man boob, not man boobs, 1 was in shape.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

pics please

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

I noticed the gut on him.

Heyyy heyyyy heyyyyy

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Thanks for the confirmation, did u see his man boob, not man boobs, 1 was in shape.

Sounds like poor bra selection.

 

[captain blood 17]

Yeah, can confirm, Hurley is fatter than Hodge.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Last night Hurley showed his true colors, his been hiding his fat in Essendon's normal guernsey, but last night he showed us his massive beer gut, he didn't get subbed off cause he hurt his hamstring, he just felt like Ham.

I reckon the Indian cabbie got bashed for picking on Hurley's weight.

 

[Unnamed1]

All hail Hurley The Fat

 

[Dirt Track]

Hurley will finish he career a better player than Carey

 

[Unnamed1]

Hurley will finish he career a better player than Carey

Unlikely, either off or on the field

 

[Plugger35]

Beau "W-Train" Wilkes > Michael "Puddings" Hurley

 

[Unnamed1]

Michael "Burley" Hurley?

 

[mellowyellow]

Wil make Jarman look like an anorexic school girl in a few years

So this is the point of reference

 

[Bender_]

Wasn't he at a HJ's when he nutted the cabbie?

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Resorts to throwing himself out of packs to earn free kicks now.

Dominates pie nights.

Has the muscle tone of Stephen Hawking.

 

[Plugger35]

Wasn't he at a HJ's when he nutted the cabbie?

I heard the cabbie tried to pinch some of his fries and he went nuts.

 

[Starburns_]

There's already a thread on this on the main board I believe, "Hurley the Hungry Footballer". I haven't read it, but surely it's about his eating habits?

 

[Oh Darling]

LOL I noticed it last night and thought my god... he has rolls of fat on his stomach. Then I turned on the radio this morning and heard them talking about it on ABC radio.

 

[tazhawk]

Maybe Hurley ate a taxi driver.

 

[Max zero]

Wil make Jarman look like an anorexic school girl in a few years

So this is the point of reference

FFS Jarman. Have some self respect.

 

[Smeg Head]

I heard the cabbie tried to pinch some of his fries and he went nuts.

Michael 'Bargearse' Hurley

 

[captain blood 17]

I heard Hurley punching the cabbie was his "tenderising" process.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

I reckon the Indian cabbie got bashed for picking on Hurley's weight.

He reminded Hurley of the manager at an 'all you can eat' Indian buffet that didn't quite live up to expectations.

 

[Oh Darling]

Michael 'Bargearse' Hurley

Here is what Michael Hurley gets up to during the week.