Think Tank I just realised every club's best ever player came from my beautiful home state of Tasmania!

[Jazny]

But Jemmy is still not as good as Stuart Spencer, I see.

Stuart Spencer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nathan Buckley

Stuart Spencer carried Melbourne to two premiership including Norm Smith and best and fairest in two grand final year. He is Melbourne's Dusty I think Jemmy will over take him when he gets b2b brownlows and norm smiths in Collingwood's next two grand finals.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Stuart Spencer carried Melbourne to two premiership including Norm Smith and best and fairest in two grand final year. He is Melbourne's Dusty I think Jemmy will over take him when he gets b2b brownlows and norm smiths in Collingwood's next two grand finals.

He couldn't even Joe Daniher for Mark of the year.

Anyway, Russ Robertson, Max Walker, Brad Green

Brad Green

Age

43

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.3

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

7.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

1.4

2star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.4

5star

and Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

stiff to miss out.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

He couldn't even Joe Daniher for Mark of the year.

Anyway, Russ Robertson, Max Walker, Brad Green

Brad Green

Age

43

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.3

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

7.2

2star

K

5.8

3star

HB

1.4

2star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.4

5star

and Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

stiff to miss out.

Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

is an ugly red knob and we are a much better looking team without him.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

is an ugly red knob and we are a much better looking team without him.

We've been recruiting pretty boys for 50 years, time for a change.

 

[Cyclops]

We've been recruiting pretty boys for 50 years, time for a change.

Who's a pretty boy? I mean his eyes say "bang rock", his beard says "I am a Widow’s Son, outlawed and my orders must be obeyed" and his haircut says "yes Mr DeGoey, you can have the top bunk".

 

[A Cut Above]

Tasmania: We have the best football players we deserve our own side!!!

AFL: Here have Norf and Hawf

Windy Hill: We have a great windsock and deserve our own team!!!

Essendon Bowls Club: Here have us

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Who's a pretty boy? I mean his eyes say "bang rock", his beard says "I am a Widow’s Son, outlawed and my orders must be obeyed" and his haircut says "yes Mr DeGoey, you can have the top bunk".

And he's a great player. Which only reinforces my point.

 

[Jazny]

And he's a great player. Which only reinforces my point.

Lachie Weller is the best player in the AFL and he is pretty and hasnt been nommed for SQOTY, unlike Gawn.

 

[HairyO]

Brisbane: Grant Birchall

14

Grant Birchall

Age

36

Ht

193cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.9

5star

K

12.6

5star

HB

9.3

5star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

250.0

4star

D

13.3

3star

K

9.2

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.3

2star

MG

250.0

4star

D

14.0

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.6

3star

 

[Greenery]

Ryan Gardner

43

Ryan Gardner

Age

27

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.8

3star

MG

45.0

1star

D

8.5

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

2star

MG

45.0

1star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.8

3star

MG

45.0

1star

is our "best" Tasmanian player and he's terrible. Most of our board didn't want him to ever play again at some point this year, yet he kept being selected by the match committee. He must have photos of someone in a compromising position, only possible explanation.

Absolute potato, always looks out of his depth

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

We've been recruiting pretty boys for 50 years, time for a change.

Loved watching this supermodel strut his stuff back in the day.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Loved watching this supermodel strut his stuff back in the day.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

View attachment 1018489

Remember the game where he took a running chest mark in front of Glen and then casually walked back to him to mark the spot in the turf with his studs.

Funny shit.

 

[atmywittsend]

Go to 50:00 and watch

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Go to 50:00 and watch

 

[Jazny]

Guys I have a very beautiful song for everyone to listen to while reading through this informative thread:

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Our best Tasmanian player was easily Simon Atkins.