Hey, if you can't take them over, then take their song!
And a-one, and a-two ...
We're a happy team at Melbourne
We're the mighty flighty Dees
We love Joe's cash and we play to win
Or sometimes to lose or to draw (at Melbourne)
Come and watch if it's not snowing
Long Room is the place to be
We'll all shake our heads and wonder who is number 13
Such is the way when you're a Dee
And a-one, and a-two ...
We're a happy team at Melbourne
We're the mighty flighty Dees
We love Joe's cash and we play to win
Or sometimes to lose or to draw (at Melbourne)
Come and watch if it's not snowing
Long Room is the place to be
We'll all shake our heads and wonder who is number 13
Such is the way when you're a Dee