"I talk a lot of shit when I'm drinking baby"

Do you post better after drinking?

  • Yes

    Votes: 17 65.4%
  • No

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • JW's a teetotaller

    Votes: 7 26.9%

  • Total voters
    26

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Man the last time I properly posted on here drunk was on NYE/NYD 2014 and royals1922 made a Bay quiz up for 2013.

Drank out of my stein on Saturday night but wasn't drunk.
You're missing out :drunk:
 

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You're missing out :drunk:
I've made a fool out of myself on FB one too many times over the years (6, joined FB in 09 :p). My drunk posts tend to be overly emotional, think I cracked it one Thursday night in 2010 out in the city at a uni night, when I got knocked back from like 2 different broads after careful time was spent flirting on the dance floor and buying them drinks etc. Ended up deleting that post the next morning due to feedback from the boys.
 
I've made a fool out of myself on FB one too many times over the years (6, joined FB in 09 :p). My drunk posts tend to be overly emotional, think I cracked it one Thursday night in 2010 out in the city at a uni night, when I got knocked back from like 2 different broads after careful time was spent flirting on the dance floor and buying them drinks etc. Ended up deleting that post the next morning due to feedback from the boys.
I made a fool out of myself on Friday. You move on ;)
 
Most of my threads in the Bay have been created while under the influence, amazingly none have been divvied yet.

I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong as I've made some absolutely atrocious drunken threads that would put Duritz to shame.
 
I made a fool out of myself on Friday. You move on ;)
Oh yeah, how is Mr Morgan?

Most embarrassing however was the amount of times I tried to be a drinking hero in year 12 and ended up smashing down 15-20 cans at someones 18th, my strike rate of barfing in the backyard or on someones pergola at these parties was about 60% (would've went to about 20 18ths in year 12), I blame those free VB cans that no one wanted to drink in the back corner for most of my downfalls......

Silver lining though, after I threw up on muck up day and ruined a mates doormat, I pledged not to drink again til I turned 18 in March the next year, ended up losing about 10kgs that footy pre season, probably would've got the most goal assists in the comp the next year.

Thank **** Youtube was only in its infancy back then I think and video phones were bloody expensive.
 
Oh yeah, how is Mr Morgan?

Most embarrassing however was the amount of times I tried to be a drinking hero in year 12 and ended up smashing down 15-20 cans at someones 18th, my strike rate of barfing in the backyard or on someones pergola at these parties was about 60% (would've went to about 20 18ths in year 12), I blame those free VB cans that no one wanted to drink in the back corner for most of my downfalls......

Silver lining though, after I threw up on muck up day and ruined a mates doormat, I pledged not to drink again til I turned 18 in March the next year, ended up losing about 10kgs that footy pre season, probably would've got the most goal assists in the comp the next year.
He is fine, hasn't mentioned it since :rainbow:

That sounds like every party I went to in high school. The western suburbs are great :thumbsu:
 
3 hours later and a few beers in, I got to thinking about that line, and there's no doubt about it, I post better when I've been drinking, do you?

I'm better lubricated with a scotch in hand ... :thumbsu:
 

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When i drink too much scrolling through the posts makes me feel seasick

^^This. Wandering onto BF after a heavy session just to pass some time as you sober up = bad idea.
 
I've made a fool out of myself on FB one too many times over the years (6, joined FB in 09 :p). My drunk posts tend to be overly emotional, think I cracked it one Thursday night in 2010 out in the city at a uni night, when I got knocked back from like 2 different broads after careful time was spent flirting on the dance floor and buying them drinks etc. Ended up deleting that post the next morning due to feedback from the boys.

So how long have you had a pussy instead of a penis?
 
Oh yeah, how is Mr Morgan?

Most embarrassing however was the amount of times I tried to be a drinking hero in year 12 and ended up smashing down 15-20 cans at someones 18th, my strike rate of barfing in the backyard or on someones pergola at these parties was about 60% (would've went to about 20 18ths in year 12), I blame those free VB cans that no one wanted to drink in the back corner for most of my downfalls......

Silver lining though, after I threw up on muck up day and ruined a mates doormat, I pledged not to drink again til I turned 18 in March the next year, ended up losing about 10kgs that footy pre season, probably would've got the most goal assists in the comp the next year.

Thank **** Youtube was only in its infancy back then I think and video phones were bloody expensive.

So you were fat but still threw up whenever you had a shandy or two.
 
Darlings when I drink there is usually a Sydney Mardi Gras happening, located entirely within my own house.

I would not dare post on an online forum while drunk; if I did I could possibly spill the beans on all sorts of embarrassing stories :$ Such as the time some mean trickster removed my bicycle seat and I went to ride it after I had had a few, resulting in me landing in the Emergency Ward in a confused state of pleasure and pain and whole lot of bike attached to my rear. Terrible, terrible!
 

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