I would like to gloat a bit

[Deej]

Optus, yes OPTUS, rang me yesterday to invite me into a superbox for tonight's prelim final!

THEY asked ME!

Just let me compose myself....they said i was i very good customer....jeez how good do i feel right now, bloody effin woooooooo (ric flair)

 

[sedders]

did you take your medication yesterday?

 

[Deej]

you'll probly think i need some when i tell you i knocked them back.

 

[masai]

Optus, yes OPTUS, rang me yesterday to invite me into a superbox for tonight's prelim final!

THEY asked ME!

Just let me compose myself....they said i was i very good customer....jeez how good do i feel right now, bloody effin woooooooo (ric flair)

Ah those Indian call centres have finally perfected the aussie accent.

The MCG they are referring to is the Mumbai Cricket Ground.

 

[Falchoon]

Optus, yes OPTUS, rang me yesterday to invite me into a superbox for tonight's prelim final!

THEY asked ME!

Just let me compose myself....they said i was i very good customer....jeez how good do i feel right now, bloody effin woooooooo (ric flair)

yesterday, someone must have pulled out

 

[Deej]

yesterday, someone must have pulled out

ha yeah probably, hey don't ruin it for me ya malaka

 

[Falchoon]

Ah those Indian call centres have finally perfected the aussie accent.

I had one last night,

Mr Falchoon,
I have a great mobile phone offer
I have a company phone
yes but it is a great plan
greater than a plan paid for and supplied by someone else
it is a great plan
so you're going to pay me to use a telstra phone, like what 30c a text
no only 5c a text
ok where do I sign?

can I use their "recorded for training purposes" recordings in a court of law?

 

[Falchoon]

ha yeah probably, hey don't ruin it for me ya malaka

you'll have a great night anyway, ya butsou kefalou

 

[MarkT]

Why'd you knock 'em back?

 

[Deej]

you'll have a great night anyway, ya butsou kefalou

Actually i had to turn it down, got a big day at the races planned (mate's birthday) and the missus said one or the other, not both. Never mind i'm just chuffed i got asked.

 

[Power21]

Why'd you knock 'em back?

You wouldnt knock em back if it was legit, i would only miss for a wedding or birth of a child.

 

[Deej]

what is a buster kebabalou falchoon?

 

[sedders]

you'll probly think i need some when i tell you i knocked them back.

surely you could have taken them and given them to me?

 

[GoOsH1]

Actually i had to turn it down, got a big day at the races planned (mate's birthday) and the missus said one or the other, not both. Never mind i'm just chuffed i got asked.

*sound of whip cracking*
I would be going to both, no question. Misses doesn't like it? I don't give a flying.
I'm watchin the game at a mates tonight, going to the game on saturday, and then going to the WAFL granny on sunday. September is for football, simple as that.

 

[Falchoon]

what is a buster kebabalou falchoon?

it was in response to malaka

if my childhood soccer serves me correct it means d1ck head in Greek

 

[jimmy35]

Actually i had to turn it down, got a big day at the races planned (mate's birthday) and the missus said one or the other, not both. Never mind i'm just chuffed i got asked.

Combine the two , footy tonight in the superbox then stay out all night and rock up to the races and return home after the races.
Face the consequences later. Sorta like backloading your contract.

 

[Syd]

Optus, yes OPTUS, rang me yesterday to invite me into a superbox for tonight's prelim final!

See Deej, all those late night calls to those "Chat Lines" pays off.

 

[Deej]

it was in response to malaka

if my childhood soccer serves me correct it means d1ck head in Greek

i know what it was in response to ya busted turkishkebabface, just didn't know what it meant ya poosty vroma.
(read plenty of jovial banter into that ok fishman)

 

[Deej]

dudes, i can't just sh#t in my nest, she's a champion if i push it she'll start all the levetating spinning axekick bullsh#t on me like what charlies angels did.
if it was carlton tonight i'd do it though, must admit.

 

[Deej]

*sound of whip cracking*
I would be going to both, no question. Misses doesn't like it? I don't give a flying.
I'm watchin the game at a mates tonight, going to the game on saturday, and then going to the WAFL granny on sunday. September is for football, simple as that.

Can i print that out and blame you if i get in trouble?

 

[sedders]

deej = under the thumb

seriously, to give up corporate box seats???? what the ********???

 

[the lion king]

Actually i had to turn it down, got a big day at the races planned (mate's birthday) and the missus said one or the other, not both. Never mind i'm just chuffed i got asked.

Mate a week sleeping on the couch would be worth it I reckon.

 

[JeffDunne]

Is Deej trying to tell us that he's a winner or a loser?

 

[Deej]

oi back up there little monkey

 

[Deej]

Is Deej trying to tell us that he's a winner or a loser?

Ok i'll answer this seriously, what i was really trying to tell everyone is that i have a 14 inch c#ck. And i'm sort of a bit proud of it.