Movie Idiocracy

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jackn said:
I can't remember much, but I do recall the opening sequence which I thought was brilliant, whilst also being scarily believable.
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There's this really dumb bloke i used to go to school with, at last count he had about 5 kids or something already. Every time i hear he's had another one I think of that part of the intro.
 
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An absolute classic.
"I Like money"

The IQ test was good too

If you have one bucket with 30 litres of water & another bucket with 25 litres of water, how many buckets do you have?

Have also noticed sports drink commercials rabbiting about electrolytes lately!
 
[laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ****ed up. Ah, you talk like a ### , and your shit's all ******ed. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...






Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
Attorney General: "So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
Joe: Yes.
Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?
Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.
Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
Joe: Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes
 

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Hello, NOT SURE.

One of my favourite comedies, I think the satirical nature of it goes over audience's heads.

A future society that has caused humanity to go backwards despite the technological advancement is absurb and somewhat believable to me. You only have to look at some of the rubbish on TV and in magazines to see we're in a backwards evolution (like the movie cover, lol).
 
Simon_Nesbit said:
One of those movies that is widely hated - I remember fondly, but on re-watching realise just how bad the actual film is.

Fantastic (scarily true) concept, which could have explored literally any avenue, converted into a ridiculous, mildly amusing film.
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Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ****ed up. Ah, you talk like a ***, and your shit's all ******ed. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
 

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