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If football teams were women
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Freo could be Old Mother Hubbard...
bare cupboard.
bare cupboard.
worthy
Cancelled
Very happy with that.
We are sexy biatches, yeah baby yeah.
If footy clubs were women...
Adelaide - Delta Goodrem.
Tidy, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Brisbane - Elle MacPherson.
Past her glorious best, but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Carlton - Whitney Houston.
Has not looked after herself in recent years and, as a result, has completely gone off the rails.
Collingwood - Amelie Mauresmo.
Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.
Essendon - Katie Holmes.
Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Fremantle - Dannii Minogue.
Always trying hard to be as good as her older sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
Geelong - Britney Spears.
At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Hawthorn - Christina Aguilera.
Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty, yet always most concerned with her appearance.
Kangaroos - Paris Hilton.
Lays down way too easily.
Melbourne - Princess Diana.
May be a blue-blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Port Adelaide - Madonna.
Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Richmond - Annabel Chong.
Liable to cop a pounding, yet keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
St Kilda - Krystal from Big Brother.
Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Sydney - J-Lo.
Quality all over, but especially good down back.
Western Bulldogs - Shakira.
Proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
West Coast - Kylie Minogue.
Very decent despite not having much up front.
Threads merged (for obvious reasons)
Adelaide - Delta Goodrem.
Tidy, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Brisbane - Elle MacPherson.
Past her glorious best, but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Carlton - Whitney Houston.
Has not looked after herself in recent years and, as a result, has completely gone off the rails.
Collingwood - Amelie Mauresmo.
Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.
Essendon - Katie Holmes.
Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Fremantle - Dannii Minogue.
Always trying hard to be as good as her older sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
Geelong - Britney Spears.
At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Hawthorn - Christina Aguilera.
Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty, yet always most concerned with her appearance.
Kangaroos - Paris Hilton.
Lays down way too easily.
Melbourne - Princess Diana.
May be a blue-blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Port Adelaide - Madonna.
Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Richmond - Annabel Chong.
Liable to cop a pounding, yet keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
St Kilda - Krystal from Big Brother.
Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Sydney - J-Lo.
Quality all over, but especially good down back.
Western Bulldogs - Shakira.
Proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
West Coast - Kylie Minogue.
Very decent despite not having much up front.
Threads merged (for obvious reasons)
Re: If footy clubs were women...
You like reading the same long post three times??
Kingpin said:
Look out everybody, WPC Mantis of Bigfooty Police has arrived to sort out the situation.....
You like reading the same long post three times??
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Very funny, very clever and worthy of being printed in some sort of Big Footy Best of...
Well done mate.
Can someone tell me where to get a Danni Minogue poster???
Well done mate.
Can someone tell me where to get a Danni Minogue poster???
the fly
mmmm, erotic cakes
You could also use Amanda Vanstone for the Collingwood last woman on Earth scenario.
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I also would've though Jennifer Lopez was more like Carlton.Similar to a door knob, everyone gets a turn.windyhill said:
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You flogs.......this has been doing the rounds on premier league sites for 18 months. Get some originality you deadbeats.SurreyBlue said:
AnGrYBrIsBaNeLiOnEsS1980
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If Afl teams were women.
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no Barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't.
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no Barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't.
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Re: If Afl teams were women.
You're only a couple of years late.
Well done
You're only a couple of years late.
Well done
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Re: If Afl teams were women.
That would be too easy Ali.Cassius_Clay said:You're only a couple of years late.
Well done
Re: If Afl teams were women.
It was funny the first time, not funny the 500th time.
It was funny the first time, not funny the 500th time.
Re: If Afl teams were women.
Why don't people do a search first?
This is getting ridiculous.
Why don't people do a search first?
This is getting ridiculous.
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Re: If Afl teams were women.
oooooooooooooooooooookICanDressMyself said:
Re: If Afl teams were women.
She really is an angry lioness
She really is an angry lioness
AnGrYBrIsBaNeLiOnEsS1980
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Re: If Afl teams were women.
Look mate this is the first time ive done this so I dont know what your on about.ICanDressMyself said:She really is an angry lioness
Re: If Afl teams were women.
You always seem angry in your posts.
Next time: Search function
AnGrYBrIsBaNeLiOnEsS1980 said:
You always seem angry in your posts.
Next time: Search function
AnGrYBrIsBaNeLiOnEsS1980
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Re: If Afl teams were women.
Like I said I aint angry but yeah your right I will next time cheersICanDressMyself said:You always seem angry in your posts.
Next time: Search function
