If the 2010 season was a horse race.

[Military_man]

If 2010 was afl season was a horse race how would you call it?

There off and racing. Collingwood best to spring from the gates leads from Brisbane, Hawthorn then on the inside Bulldogs followed by Geelong, Sydney, Carlton and Essendon then a gap to Fremantle St Kilda West Coast Melbourne Richmond Pt Adelaide, Adelaide then the Kangaroos bringing up the rear

Mid way thru the race we now have Bulldogs in fron followed by Brisbane then a gap to Collingwood who appears to be tiring, then Carlton, Syndey, Hawthorn, Geelong starting to wind up, then a further gap to Essendon, St Kilda, West Coast, Pt Adelade, Adelaide, Kangaroos then a long gap to Melbourne Richmond then Fremantle in last place

100 metres out its Bulldogs by a nose to Brisbane then a long gap to a fast finishing St Kilda with Geelong trailing with Carlton on the outside followed by Collingwood who appears to have run out of legs. The rest of the field cant win.

Its all over Bulldogs win by a long kneck from Brisbane in 3rd place a gallant run by St Kilda followed by Geelong who apeared to be struggling towards the end. Then a gap to Carlton followed by a fast finishing Hawthorn then a lack luster run by Collingwood who finished 7th in 8th came Adelaide who was gone at the 100 mtre mark. Then a gap to Essendon in 9th followed by Sydney in 10th then West Coast who was never likely. Then Pt Adelaide in 12th Kangaroos in 13th then a long gap to Melbourne followed by Richmond with Fremantle finishing dead last.

 

[My Blues]

StFAILure would be dog food already.

 

[The Dice Man]

Tigers tripped over the starting gate and shouldve been put down there and then.

 

[Schulzenfest]

'And West Coast has gotten into the horse tranquilizer before the race again!'

 

[Back Pocket Rocket]

The Saints have been put out to stud. The phillies have no choice in the matter!

 

[spEKTre]

'and west coast has gotten into the horse tranquilizer before the race again!'

hahahahahahha.
F$%^&* yourself up on some Horse Juice rather than raping/stealing/sodomizing the public I guess. Our crimes ( although never substantiated ) are self inflicted.

 

[Schmucta]

hahahahahahha.
F$%^&* yourself up on some Horse Juice rather than raping/stealing/sodomizing the public I guess. Our crimes ( although never substantiated ) are self inflicted.

Never substantiated?

 

[Hodgepodge]

Judd would've shown up for the team photo.

 

[demon48]

'And West Coast has gotten into the horse tranquilizer before the race again!'

No, that'd be Carlton.

The Saints have been put out to stud. The phillies have no choice in the matter!

Well done! Brilliant!

 

[PoidaCat]

The doggies horse would've shat itself and broke down when it saw the Geelong horse charging through.

The Hawthorn horse would be banned for doping.

 

[Tomfoolery]

The bulldogs would have stumbled in the last 50m and continued to finish 3rd or 4th in what would be known as a brave and gallant defeat.

 

[Hodgepodge]

The Hawthorn horse would be banned for doping.

Blood doping was Geelong's poison. Sorry, your horse is scratched.

 

[PoidaCat]

The Trainers/Owners/Jockey would've starting eating their own Richmond Horse.

The Fremantle horse would've turned around and starting running the wrong way.

 

[Ninty]

Hawthorns horse would go backwards when under pressure.

 

[clogwearer]

If the 2010 AFL season was a horse race I wouldn't bother watching it.

Horse racing bores me silly.

 

[kane249]

You'd send Richmond to the glue factory and Freo would be considered geldings

 

[Ochre]

this thread reminds me ofone of FR's ms paint drawings

Carlton's foray into the Melbourne Cup hits a snag....

 

[WA ROO]

West Coast = Rocket Racer