Meltdown I'm concerned about Port Powa's kids! Let's stop the madness before it becomes another Essendon saga

[T2B_]

What a crappy prayer.

I'm surprised it didn't have more double innuendos in it.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Wow what a melt, beyond lol norf and bulldog and tigger levels.

 

[Pedro59]

What a crappy prayer.

Sorry

Didn't mean to offend anyone

just trying to brighten up ..er.. dumb down your day

Even though they may have got stuck into me there are a few posters on here that can string a sentence together or two ( Eg Shawt, VB , Chefmeister etc)

As for the other Meltsheep...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Here's Amstaff and Pedro in unison.

 

[Pedro59]

Here's Amstaff and Pedro in unison.

Ha ha damn that T shirt!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Classic movie though.

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

Sshh
I'm anti melting for the good of all meltdom

How can you anti-melt when the melting has already happened?

And you're melting about my purported melting about melting
You also done a great job melting on the relocation thread trying to insist the roos / north Melbourne/cricket club has never been offered up for relocation ( Gold Coast)whilst actively trying to relocate games to Tassy and Canberra and Goondawindi
You're an expert on Melting

you didn't take my advice last night did you?

what the f are you on about Meltro59? my advice would have been useful you know.

Captains log : Day 2 of dumbing down and replacing normal thought processes with Uranus linguistal melting methodology

The Melters Prayer

Our Father who art in Meltdom
Melty be thy name
Melting will be done
On earth as it is In Meltdom
Give us this day our daily Meltdown
And forgive us the Melters
As we forgive them who Melt against us
And lead us not into melting
But deliver us from evil (the Crows)
For ever and ever
Amen

His praying to the melt god....he won't help you babe.

Don't melt about it

Sorry

Didn't mean to offend anyone

just trying to brighten up ..er.. dumb down your day

Even though they may have got stuck into me there are a few posters on here that can string a sentence together or two ( Eg Shawt, VB , Chefmeister etc)

As for the other Meltsheep...

Goodness me....and pedro still hasn't replied to my OP.

I've never seen anything like it! Even the rumours about Amstaff haven't been as bad as this!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Bosk tearing Pedro a new one.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I'm surprised it didn't have more double innuendos in it.

I thought Double Innuendo was an Italian porno.

 

[Pedro59]

How can you anti-melt when the melting has already happened?





you didn't take my advice last night did you?

what the f are you on about Meltro59? my advice would have been useful you know.



His praying to the melt god....he won't help you babe.







Goodness me....and pedro still hasn't replied to my OP.

I've never seen anything like it! Even the rumours about Amstaff haven't been as bad as this!

Now that's a Meltdown

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

Now that's a Meltdown

I think you have mixed up the non-meltdowns, anti-meltdowns, and meltdowns Pedro...you are describing them wrong.

want to talk about Port's youth, or Kochs 2.5 mil loss and Ports relocation? Or we can talk about Hawthorns inevitable 3 peat this year...no ones going to come close and our closer challenger (Port) is going to be convicted this year or relocated or both.

Happy days at Hawthorn...we are Happy Team that's for sure. Me and my Hodgey.

 

[NorthernLights]

And you're melting about my purported melting about melting
You also done a great job melting on the relocation thread trying to insist the roos / north Melbourne/cricket club has never been offered up for relocation ( Gold Coast)whilst actively trying to relocate games to Tassy and Canberra and Goondawindi
You're an expert on Melting

 

[Jello_B]

I wasn't here in 2012, but I can only assume that other team supporters weren't accusing us of performance enhancing drugs.
I'm taking it as a compliment. We either aren't taking drugs and are just performing well. Or we've found some money to buy drugs. Both are better than 2012.

 

[Pedro59]

I think you have mixed up the non-meltdowns, anti-meltdowns, and meltdowns Pedro...you are describing them wrong.

want to talk about Port's youth, or Kochs 2.5 mil loss and Ports relocation? Or we can talk about Hawthorns inevitable 3 peat this year...no ones going to come close and our closer challenger (Port) is going to be convicted this year or relocated or both.

Happy days at Hawthorn...we are Happy Team that's for sure. Me and my Hodgey.

No wozzas mate

Tomorrow my self imposed 'every second word has to be melt' exile/experiment ends and then we'll get into it...
So far this melt experiment seems to have slowed the brain down to a 'Tasmanian ' level which may be construed for some as a youth drug
( sort of like falling in to an icy river and all the faculties slow down)

First off ...whether you are Bosk or not ..who did the late Bosk flog barrack for?
( May have to prepare notes to take on a revered Grand Master )

In the meantime..

Talking of Meltsheep..

Mary had a little Melt
One day her father killed it dead
Now she takes her melt to school
Between two hunks of bread

 

[Morganashlee]

Hodgey has taken his belt
At his feet poor Pedro has knelt
And copped a fair whack
But he keeps coming back
And delivering an amstaffesque melt.

 

[Pedro59]

Hodgey has taken his belt
At his feet poor Pedro has knelt
And copped a fair whack
But he keeps coming back
And delivering an amstaffesque melt.

2/10

 

[Morganashlee]

2/10

**** off Pedro

 

[Pedro59]

**** off Pedro

You melting?

 

[Morganashlee]

You melting?

You wish you could make me melt

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

No wozzas mate

Tomorrow my self imposed 'every second word has to be melt' exile/experiment ends and then we'll get into it...
So far this melt experiment seems to have slowed the brain down to a 'Tasmanian ' level which may be construed for some as a youth drug
( sort of like falling in to an icy river and all the faculties slow down)

Why wait till tomorrow Meltro59 (is that OK if I call you this?)? Are you going to go melt somewhere else...?

Regarding the second part of this section of your post melt...I got no idea where you are going with it Meltro59.

First off ...whether you are Bosk or not ..who did the late Bosk flog barrack for?
( May have to prepare notes to take on a revered Grand Master )

I'm hearing a lot about this "Bosk" character. My friends did tell me about him, but I can assure you Metro59 that it is not me. Bosk barracked for the Mighty Gold and Brown...and for my Captain courageous Hodgey.

Do you think Boaky is as courageous as my captain?

Little Metro59, when can we sit down and have an honest discussion about Port's dilemmas? I feel that is what is making you quite tense and melty.

Talking of Meltsheep..

Mary had a little Melt
One day her father killed it dead
Now she takes her melt to school
Between two hunks of bread

Melt and school don't rhyme...worst poem ever.

2/10

Morganashlee rhyme is worthy of 9.5/10. Keep writing though...u might just get there in the end.

 

[Pedro59]

Why wait till tomorrow Meltro59 (is that OK if I call you this?)? Are you going to go melt somewhere else...?

Regarding the second part of this section of your post melt...I got no idea where you are going with it Meltro59.



I'm hearing a lot about this "Bosk" character. My friends did tell me about him, but I can assure you Metro59 that it is not me. Bosk barracked for the Mighty Gold and Brown...and for my Captain courageous Hodgey.

Do you think Boaky is as courageous as my captain?

Little Metro59, when can we sit down and have an honest discussion about Port's dilemmas? I feel that is what is making you quite tense and melty.



Melt and school don't rhyme...worst poem ever.



Morganashlee rhyme is worthy of 9.5/10. Keep writing though...u might just get there in the end.

Haha I feel like a Shepherd bringing all the melt sheep home

And no melting tommorrow!!!

Fifty paces ... First one that says melt loses

Oh and you can call me whatever turns you on
Can I have the courtesy returned and call you poo and wee?
( heck I may as well be as unimaginative and unoriginal as you)
Have a good nights sleep ( don't forget to count the Melt Sheep if ya can't fall asleep)

 

[JoseMourinho]

Meltdro59 is like "This isn't even my final form".... as he keeps melting.

 

[Heroic_Hodgey]

Haha I feel like a Shepherd bringing all the melt sheep home

And no melting tommorrow!!!

Fifty paces ... First one that says melt loses

Oh and you can call me whatever turns you on
Can I have the courtesy returned and call you poo and wee?
( heck I may as well be as unimaginative and unoriginal as you)
Have a good nights sleep ( don't forget to count the Melt Sheep if ya can't fall asleep)

A good shepherd doesn't melt...otherwise they wouldn't be able to control their sheep...soooooooo, that you rules you out Meltro59.

However, on the hand, a melting shepherd might be more qualified to leads other melter home...sooo, try with Amstaff_ and TazHawk15 and see what skills you got.

Poo and wee? I've heard that before babe. Poo and wee keeps on winning the flags.

Fun fact Meltro59...melt sheep don't exist it's impossible....they would be liquified before they could jump over the fence...not countable you see. I count half naked Hodgeys that jump over a fence. Those abs and hot bod ya know....it's what dreams are made of.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

F*rk, is he still melting, Bosk isn't even a good troll, Royals or someone else, but not bosk, gees.

 

[Starburns_]

F*rk, is he still melting, Bosk isn't even a good troll, Royals or someone else, but not bosk, gees.

Did you not see Bosk melt basically the entire Bay 13 Port contigent with his drug insinuations last year? It was amazing.