****ing millennials!

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Laphroaig said:
You'll grow up one day. Probably.

Then you'll understand the true commonality among the youth of each succeeding generation.

After they grow up, they look back on their teenage and young adult years and say "Geez, I can't believe I was such an utter knob."

It's a story as old as time.
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Thats not quite how it works
Generally everyone starts off progressive, then as they get older their ideals, tastes etc. become the norm. They then stick to these ideals and become conservative and hating on the next generations set of ideals.

The “I can’t believe I was such a knob” is more to do with doing stupid shit, excessive drinking etc
 
NaturalDisaster said:
Thats not quite how it works
Generally everyone starts off progressive, then as they get older their ideals, tastes etc. become the norm. They then stick to these ideals and become conservative and hating on the next generations set of ideals.

The “I can’t believe I was such a knob” is more to do with doing stupid s**t, excessive drinking etc
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Thanks for sharing the fruits of your 5 minutes of life experience with me.

I might need to go back and delete "probably" and insert "maybe".
 

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NaturalDisaster said:
Dear Boomers/Gen X
Here’s an idea

Log off Bigfooty for a day. Go outside and meet actual millennials, not extremes you see on the internet
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You know its because Im fond of you ND that I tell you should really stay away from the bay and you should really really stay away from mai freds, and you should really really really stay away from mai freds about millennials.
Andrew Birch said:
Like the humble urinal, we older gens are like relics of a bygone era where men and women were recognized as biologically different. :$

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This is a picture of millennial urinals.
A real urinal is a wall with a trough underneath.
NaturalDisaster said:
Didn’t realise us blokes were physically incapable of pi**ing in a toilet.
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Didn't you realise this post would get a dozen responses about you sitting down to piss?
 
Laphroaig said:
This is a moment in time where he looks back and thinks "I can't believe I was such an utter knob".
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Won't bother him.
As a millennial he most likely does sit down to slash, it means they can give the ballsack a quick manscape at the same time.

On a related subject, I had a conversation with a group of twenty year old blokes about pussy hair the other day.
They were 'disgusted' at the very thought.

Disgusted.
 
William Wonka said:
This is a picture of millennial urinals.
A real urinal is a wall with a trough underneath.
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Floor level urinals were much better than millennial urinals. Not only could you piss-sign your name on the wall, you didn't have to deal with wondering if the splash back on your hand is your piss or other blokes piss.
 
William Wonka said:
You know its because Im fond of you ND that I tell you should really stay away from the bay and you should really really stay away from mai freds, and you should really really really stay away from mai freds about millennials.
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You know you’re only encouraging me to post more yeah? ;)
 
William Wonka said:
Won't bother him.
As a millennial he most likely does sit down to slash, it means they can give the ballsack a quick manscape at the same time.

On a related subject, I had a conversation with a group of twenty year old blokes about pussy hair the other day.
They were 'disgusted' at the very thought.

Disgusted.
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Silly boys are wasting good money on dental floss.
 

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