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The Las Vegas Bears have been searching for over 50 million dollars they have seemingly lost overnight. The investigation began at the end of last season when some very suspicious activity cropped up on the Bears books with money vanishing into thin air. It wasn’t a huge amount, so they labelled it as a mess up in accounting and continued business like usual. But at the start of this season everything took a turn for the worse.
Their investors got very anxious and asked about the clubs position in terms of profitability. Originally Las Vegas remained silent and all eyes turned to their leaders. That was until the SFAAP (Sweet-FA Accounting Practices) forced them to disclose this information out of public interest as it was the law. They finally caved and sent out their internal book reports. Most of it was fine, but one chart in particular showed just how badly the teams business was performing. This was the main cause for concern:
Profitability is at an all-time low, and it is looking like the Bears will actually lose money by the end of this season. Now how exactly is this possible? Not much has changed in other accounts for the team, so there should be no way this type of swing is possible. We reached out to tony and other LG members for a comment but all were unavailable for an interview.
“Over to you Wendy”
“What exactly is the issue with the Las Vegas Bears?”
“Is there anyone who is the main suspect?”
“Wendy…”
That was the last footage we have of Wendy and she hasn’t been seen since. Las Vegas is in damage control currently as they try to figure out exactly what is going on. Word around the town is tony has ties to the mafia and has been transferring the clubs funds into his own personal accounts to use to gain more control of the underworld. That is only rumours though, and since tony has been captain of the Bears he has been rarely seen at formal mafia gatherings.
We now have word through our sources that the FBI has put together a task force along with many other security agencies to try and find this lost money. They are calling the current operation, Find the Honey. We reached out for a comment on their operations and they got in touch through a detective whose name will remain anonymous to protect himself and his family.
“What exactly is the issue with the Las Vegas Bears?”
“Is there anyone who is the main suspect?”
“Wendy…”
That was the last footage we have of Wendy and she hasn’t been seen since. Las Vegas is in damage control currently as they try to figure out exactly what is going on. Word around the town is tony has ties to the mafia and has been transferring the clubs funds into his own personal accounts to use to gain more control of the underworld. That is only rumours though, and since tony has been captain of the Bears he has been rarely seen at formal mafia gatherings.
We now have word through our sources that the FBI has put together a task force along with many other security agencies to try and find this lost money. They are calling the current operation, Find the Honey. We reached out for a comment on their operations and they got in touch through a detective whose name will remain anonymous to protect himself and his family.
Detective: “We have been following tony’s movements for some time now. He has been transferring millions into offshore accounts under the name of Tony Lynn 15. While Lynn was still in Sweet-FA there was nothing we could do, as it was clear tony could talk his way out of any charges by blaming TL15. But now that Lynn is out of the picture, it makes the evidence much more incriminating that money is still going into these accounts. Operation Find the Honey is ongoing as we speak, with many officers conducting raids across Sweet-FA to locations that we determined could possess more evidence that we need in order to lock up tony for good. We will let you know more once the operation has been successful.”
Illustration of the federal police raids happening across the country of Sweet:
If all this is true, tony has a lot to answer for and the Bears will need to find a 3rd captain in 2 seasons. Las Vegas is currently expecting to run out of money by the end of Season 35, making them unable to keep their business operations running. This will put a huge dent into the Sweet-FA leagues expansion plans as the Bears will need to be written off as a team all together if they can’t turn it around.
Let’s hope Operation Find the Honey is successful and they get to the bottom of the Las Vegas Bears money problems before it’s too late.
