Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 16: Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC at The Stadium in the Sky (Heritage Round)

[Millky95]

who's this?

An elite reserves player

 

[AceAndy]

An elite reserves player

Yeah cop that Test Tickle ya flog.

 

[Test Tickle]

Yeah cop that Test Tickle ya flog.

get stuffed

 

[Matera92]

Letting the kids watch you qooty on Sundays keeps Vegas' shrinks in business and fills lake mead with plenty of boats.

As long as you maintain your 100m exclusion zone from them they are welcome to watch and be inspired by my greatness.

 

[Cap]

Pizza night

Just finished tidying up after one.

 

[Millky95]

Just finished tidying up after one.

I had too much. Feel lowkey sick

 

[Cap]

I had too much. Feel lowkey sick

My problem was the matching wine.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

As long as you maintain your 100m exclusion zone from them they are welcome to watch and be inspired by my greatness.

Is that how petty you are?

Won't allow me to pass on my folksy wisdom to what is likely unknowingly your bastard kids?

You say greatness but 30+ touches for 13 effective disposals is hilariously shithouse.

 

[Matera92]

Is that how petty you are?

Won't allow me to pass on my folksy wisdom to what is likely unknowingly your bastard kids?

You say greatness but 30+ touches for 13 effective disposals is hilariously shithouse.

Don't blame me, take it up with Clark Country Justice Court.

Just remember to wear pants this time you weirdo.

 

[tony]

Bears, it’s game day! And yes, we’re actually at home in Vegas for once! Though rumour has it, luckily for us our coach somehow missed the memo and is currently mid flight to South Africa as we speak.

Heritage Round is here, and it’s time to honour the Bears of yesteryear. You know, the ones who didn’t just play the Dragons, they beat them in a grand final! Those guys would expect nothing less than us putting the Dragons to the sword again.

Cap's back from his stint on the sidelines, bringing some serious firepower with him. And Art Vandelay_, is just six goals shy of becoming the Bears’ all-time leading goal kicker and only three points away from dethroning Matera92 as the Leading Behind Kicker. Today could be the day you finally take a record away from Matera.

Matera, we know you’re itching to help Art make history, but we’re trusting you to resist the urge to “accidentally” run him into the goalpost if he’s on five goals. Everyone else, grab your kit, get on the bus, and let’s turn this game into a Bears classic. Finals are within reach, Bears, let’s go out there and make it happen!

Strap in, Testy has taken over control of the Bus again.
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[T2B_]

Gameday bitches!

 

[Chief]

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

kick

 

[Test Tickle]

Bears, it’s game day! And yes, we’re actually at home in Vegas for once! Though rumour has it, luckily for us our coach somehow missed the memo and is currently mid flight to South Africa as we speak.

Heritage Round is here, and it’s time to honour the Bears of yesteryear. You know, the ones who didn’t just play the Dragons, they beat them in a grand final! Those guys would expect nothing less than us putting the Dragons to the sword again.

Cap's back from his stint on the sidelines, bringing some serious firepower with him. And Art Vandelay_, is just six goals shy of becoming the Bears’ all-time leading goal kicker and only three points away from dethroning Matera92 as the Leading Behind Kicker. Today could be the day you finally take a record away from Matera.

Matera, we know you’re itching to help Art make history, but we’re trusting you to resist the urge to “accidentally” run him into the goalpost if he’s on five goals. Everyone else, grab your kit, get on the bus, and let’s turn this game into a Bears classic. Finals are within reach, Bears, let’s go out there and make it happen!

Strap in, Testy has taken over control of the Bus again.
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Those "All Terrain" wheels are amazing, go anywhere!

 

[Chipmunk]

 

[Art Vandelay_]

We'd like more than 13 effective disposals this week please Matera92
Not asking for much to kick it to Bears players.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Don't blame me, take it up with Clark Country Justice Court.

Just remember to wear pants this time you weirdo.

Its called solidarity you insensitive prick.
No pants so your bastard kids won't feel so bad you can't afford to clothe them!

 

[MWPP]

It’s game day
In the spirit of Heritage Round, I’m having a very 90s Heritage brekkie of champions

 

[Wosh]

Good morning Bears and Dragons
I’ll post your game at 3:30pm
Conditions for the match are MUDDY

tony MWPP Cap Test Tickle JoshWoodenSpoon
T2B_ DragoDelph Bonz Blaze Storm Bradesmaen

 

[Wosh]

Matera92

 

[Test Tickle]

Good morning Bears and Dragons
I’ll post your game at 3:30pm
Conditions for the match are MUDDY

tony MWPP Cap Test Tickle JoshWoodenSpoon
T2B_ DragoDelph Bonz Blaze Storm Bradesmaen

MUDDY? yuk, I don't touch it much when its muddy.

anyway, gives me plenty of time to take my chickens for a walk down to the park.

 

[MWPP]

Good morning Bears and Dragons
I’ll post your game at 3:30pm
Conditions for the match are MUDDY

tony MWPP Cap Test Tickle JoshWoodenSpoon
T2B_ DragoDelph Bonz Blaze Storm Bradesmaen

Muddiemoose - you had one job!

 

[I Dont Care]

Muddy? Well we just let them pick the ball up and then take it off them and wipe it on their faces just like in the good ol' days. Heritage days

 

[MWPP]

MUDDY? yuk, I don't touch it much when its muddy.

anyway, gives me plenty of time to take my chickens for a walk down to the park.

You say that testy but after the first bounce you’ll get your hands even dirtier than usual

Since it’s heritage round I have no doubt that your vintage runs /bounces will be back. Those poor chickens had better watch out at the warmup…

 

[MWPP]

Muddy? Well we just let them pick the ball up and then take it off them and wipe it on their faces just like in the good ol' days. Heritage days

I feel for the team who loses the coin toss and has to play “skins” rather than shirts
-the resulting mudbath would make a Tigerturbulance hot tub look clean…