Moved Thread Is Port’s rendition of Never Tear Us Apart the cringiest thing about football today?

[CrowToon]

Ports song is not even close to this hilarity.

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That couldn't have ever been real

 

[WillemDaDrew]

To be fair you guys got the player but seem to be worried about norths thoughts of him

Yeh nah, the thread on your board obsessing over Ports 2023 season due to the JHF trade is more so disturbing.
BTW we’re not the ones with an identity crisis

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Nauseating at best. A complete embarrassment to sport in this country at worst. Total disgrace.

 

[FISTO]

Stop polluting our beautiful bay

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Nauseating at best. A complete embarrassment to sport in this country at worst. Total disgrace.

 

[STPer18]

Bay Firteen mods getting manhandled by the main bored moderators yet again. Stand up for yourselves and stop accepting their crap - send it back.

 

[Off Tap]

Norf proclaiming that they have "shinboner spirit" only to dish up crap football for years is pretty cringeworthy.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

By an absolute mile. Come up with your own tradition and stop trying to shamelessly rip off Liverpool's shtick.

… and in all fairness, Carlton had a go with the Smarties Jumper.

 

[drcollossimo]

Norf proclaiming that they have "shinboner spirit" only to dish up crap football for years is pretty cringeworthy.

But they have something called a Zuurharr (or something like that) who apparently has been tearing it up as an iron hard man Prighozin styles for years but despite being a fearless social media warrior made from the hardest material on earth he has a salty vagina because JHF told them to GAGF

So there’s that to look forward to next year I guess…

Other than that Norf to me are literally a nothingness, a balless sac, a void as I suspect they are to everybody but Norf fans

 

[Le Grille]

But they have something called a Zuurharr (or something like that) who apparently has been tearing it up as an iron hard man Prighozin styles for years but despite being a fearless social media warrior made from the hardest material on earth he has a salty vagina because JHF told them to GAGF

So there’s that to look forward to next year I guess…

Other than that Norf to me are literally a nothingness, a balless sac, a void as I suspect they are to everybody but Norf fans

Doesn’t answer the question though

 

[Le Grille]

If you loosen the football meaning this is up there

 

[Le Grille]

Norf proclaiming that they have "shinboner spirit" only to dish up crap football for years is pretty cringeworthy.

Nah it’s frustrating not cringeworthy

 

[Le Grille]

I love it. Wish every club did it. Fond memories of Melbourne Victory pre game belting out stand by me with everyone else. There is no reason is can't cross over into our sport.

Victory’s “firm” is also cringe

 

[Phar Ted]

I wonder who inspired this thread?

 

[Le Grille]

I wonder who inspired this thread?

Technically Michael Hutchence

 

[Falcon3518]

Nah, it’s the second cringiest. Nothing will ever be worse than the Eagles song.


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[WillemDaDrew]

If you loosen the football meaning this is up there

So was this extorted draw

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Norf bribing their own members (17 families) to attend a home game V GoCo

* free pies

* bring a friend - gets in free

* desperate Norf families and officials admitted shenanigans on entering/exiting multiple times with different tickets to boost the count.

 

[Le Grille]

Norf bribing their own members (17 families) to attend a home game V GoCo

* free pies

* bring a friend - gets in free

* desperate Norf families and officials admitted shenanigans on entering/exiting multiple times with different tickets to boost the count.

Didn’t your lot give out pamphlets explaining the rules of Australian Rules Football

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Every time that song comes on…

 

[Dee Train]

I fink it’s grouse mate. Me and Shazza always belt it out after a couple a cans of JD’s. Straya!

 

[Unknown Identity]

Is it a rip off of Liverpool? yup..
Is it a little cringey? Sure..

But oddly enough I still really like it.

No more cringe than a bunch of guys singing a song after winning a game, or grown men wearing footy jumpers to games and I'm all about this as well.

 

[Sun Ra]

Bogan song by bogan band sung before game by bogan supporters of a bogan club.

A marriage made in heaven. High end cringe factor to any "normal" person though.

The surviving INXS members love it no doubt as in tops up the coffers of their retirement fund.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Bogan song by bogan band sung before game by bogan supporters of a bogan club.

A marriage made in heaven. High end cringe factor to any "normal" person though.

The surviving INXS members love it no doubt as in tops up the coffers of their retirement fund.

INXS were a bogan band..?

 

[Sun Ra]

INXS were a bogan band..?