Is your captain as fat as Luke Hodge?

[The Mighty Boosh]

Hi Bay.

The answer is no, but I thought it would be a good to compare the 16 lighter types against Luke Hodge for shits and giggles. The captains will be chosen at random.

1. The random selector came up with Brent Harvey for this comparison.

While Brent may bang an ugly bogan nearly as rotund as Podge and likes to beat up on team mates to assert his leadership he can't eat a dozen buckets of fried chicken before breakfast.

Podgey, you really are a fatso

 

[Gravyman]

Chris & Rebecca juddley.
Although the two have just been married and you would expect them to break out a little with the calories, they still cant get near podgeys wait when both stand on the scales.

Podgey, your pretty fat.

 

[Pessimistic]

Was going to compare to Reiwoldt but Hodgy has his shorts on

 

[Heafy83]

Was going to compare to Reiwoldt but Hodgy has his shorts on

Classic FTW!!!!

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Was going to compare to Reiwoldt but Hodgy has his shorts on

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say Podge is fatter than Riewoldt. Shame he hasn't seen it in years though- he might actually appreciate a photo.

 

[Farrahs Fawcett]

Hi Bay.

The answer is no, but I thought it would be a good to compare the 16 lighter types against Luke Hodge for shits and giggles. The captains will be chosen at random.

1. The random selector came up with Brent Harvey for this comparison.

While Brent may bang an ugly bogan nearly as rotund as Podge and likes to beat up on team mates to assert his leadership he can't eat a dozen buckets of fried chicken before breakfast.

Podgey, you really are a fatso

Even tho the stench of failure is high in this thread, I've enjoyed the read thus far.

 

[V_23]

Surely it's an optical illusion, surely.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Surely it's an optical illusion, surely.

Unfortunately not. Hawthorn actually custom make pear-shaped guernseys for him and Buddy. And a few others.... Hang on- for a bunch of pretty boys they really are a fat lot at the Hawks. Is this an after effect from beefing up on *injuction*?

 

[Beckstar]

When I saw that photo I though OMG that's a fat ****.

Hird would have sacked the fat boy then re drafted him.

Who says *injunction* isn't performance enhancing

 

[Essington]

Needs a Jay Neagle diet.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Ling isn't fat, but he's ****ing ugly

He doesn't grimace either... so I guess we're ahead

 

[WAG]

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say Podge is fatter than Riewoldt. Shame he hasn't seen it in years though- he might actually appreciate a photo.

He should ask Gilbert to check his database!

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Ling isn't fat, but he's ****ing ugly

He doesn't grimace either... so I guess we're ahead

Cheers for the reminder TD, I couldn't remember who captained Geelong. I did however manage to get a pic of the Ling's Family Christmas party last year and while they're a bunch of ugly ***** with a KFC fetish almost as severe as Hodges I couldn't find one member from his entire family as fat as Podgey.

 

[skipjack]

Lol6characters.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Isn't Hodgey the AFL representative in this year's Rexona Greatest Athlete?

Get fit you fat bastard. You're letting us all down.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Isn't Hodgey the AFL representative in this year's Rexona Greatest Athlete?

Get fit you fat bastard. You're letting us all down.

Is Sumo an event this year?

 

[skipjack]

Lol this thread got burned by that "Is your captain as good as Luke Hodge" thread. Took your idea and turned it against you Boosh!


*Of course I know the other one was made first*

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Lol this thread got burned by that "Is your captain as good as Luke Hodge" thread. Took your idea and turned it against you Boosh!


*Of course I know the other one was made first*

Yeah... goodwork Skipjack.

In other news - some of Podges competitors in the greatest athlete comp.

Is this comp a Rugby PR event in disguise? I reckon Rexona have just trolled Podgey and the Hawks.
http://www.nowhavefun.com/celebritypictures/d/98205-1/15+Kurt+Gidley+foto.jpg

 

[lethal03]

Yeah... goodwork Skipjack.

In other news - some of Podges competitors in the greatest athlete comp.

Is this comp a Rugby PR event in disguise? I reckon Rexona have just trolled Podgey and the Hawks.

Thanx for expressing your love of the male body
For others like yourself, please stay in ya closet!

 

[woopedazz]

Thanx for expressing your love of the male body
For others like yourself, please stay in ya closet!

Not comfortable looking at a man with his shirt off eh? Get an erection?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Looks like he's had plenty of rest in the offseason.

Still a legend and will get fit as the season goes on.

Wouldn't want to be tackling a Hodge with 10 extra kilos. Will not slow him down one bit will just hurt the guy trying to stop him more.

 

[woopedazz]

Guys we're getting off track here. lethal03 got an erection looking at a shirtless man.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Not surpirising for a Hawk supporter. I am constantly suprised by the number of Hawk supporters that are openly gay or in the closet yet extremely camp.

Let's hope lethal03 doesn't have Podges girth and can do something about it.

 

[Asgardian]

The crowbots can answer in the affirmative if you are talking about being a fat head. (thick between the ears)

Ling isn't fat, but he's ****ing ugly

He doesn't grimace either... so I guess we're ahead

How would you know?

How would anyone know?

 

[woopedazz]

The crowbots can answer in the affirmative if you are talking about being a fat head. (thick between the ears)

Most people in Australia are under the impression VB is actually quite intelligent with his university degree while playing football at the same time. Kind of like Cassis... Ohhh trolling.

How would you know?

How would anyone know?