Jack Watts rear-ends a stranger, leaves without giving him his phone number

[Mofra]

Port Adelaide player facing serious charges after alleged hit-run crash

The former No.1 draft pick has landed himself in hot water just days out from the Power's crucial finals clash against Geelong.

7news.com.au

Not sure if he is protected from this contact (by insurance). I understand the front half of the impact would be Jacked off about his encounter.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Port Adelaide player facing serious charges after alleged hit-run crash

The former No.1 draft pick has landed himself in hot water just days out from the Power's crucial finals clash against Geelong.

7news.com.au

Not sure if he is protected from this contact (by insurance). I understand the front half of the impact would be Jacked off about his encounter.

Textbook Product of the private school system.

Look at the shenanigans going on at Muck Up Day at a certain Private Girls School in Sydney (for example)

Elite Sydney girls school drawn into muck-up day controversy plans

Monte Sant' Angelo Mercy College is the latest elite Sydney private school to be been caught up in a muck-up day scavenger hunt scandal.

www.google.com

 

[Mofra]

Textbook Product of the private school system.

Look at the shenanigans going on at Muck Up Day at a certain Private Girls School in Sydney (for example)

Elite Sydney girls school drawn into muck-up day controversy plans

Monte Sant' Angelo Mercy College is the latest elite Sydney private school to be been caught up in a muck-up day scavenger hunt scandal.

www.google.com

Yeah... drunk Catholics schoolgirls kissing random strangers and getting wet.

Back in 5...

 

[smasha]

Frank Zappa made a song about that.

 

[ShotsFired]

What private girls school did Jack attend?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Hit run drivers are universally pissed or drugged. Run until the shit wears off. Scum

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Will be remembered as the most damaging contact he has ever made.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

He has form, here he is front-ending someone.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

He has form, here he is front-ending someone.

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Leaving the scene of an accident is bloody low and indefensible, but here the bloke goes to Germany to enjoy the beer & babes and still gets snitched on.
What a time we live in.

 

[crazywildhorse]

He has form, here he is front-ending someone.

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Unfortunately my mind convinced me the thread title had more to do with this kind of action than anything involving cars.

 

[maryjames]

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

He has form, here he is front-ending someone.

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It’s OK, he’s got airbag protection.

 

[Bernie L]

Hits a parked car, retires days later.

Classic Port.

 

[Smithy7]

Keith Thomas, Port CEO. said his understanding is that its a pretty minor incident. Jack Watts has fronted the owner. We weren't overly concerned about incident. More concerned about Jack finishing up and we'll focus on that.

So that's that. Don't ya love 7news blowing up the story, as they always do, re anyting Port.

 

[Mofra]

Jack Watts has fronted the owner.

More concerned about Jack finishing up

NTTAWWT

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Let’s all pray that Jacks disgraceful hit and run incident doesn’t take anything away from our happy memories of his marvellous career.

 

[The Sultan]

I always assumed jack was a bottom not a top