Jessica Simpson Quotes

[Fall Out Boy]

Whilst she is amusing, thank god the girl has her looks.

Jessica: Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?

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Jessica: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says 'chicken of the sea'.

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Jessica: Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

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Jessica: I have bubbles in my tummy... it's just air. It's not stink. Promise.

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[on the aftermath of death]
Jessica: Rigor who?

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[after being offered Buffalo wings]
Jessica: No thanks. I don't eat buffalo.

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Jessica: I could feel your teeth.
Nick: They're not my teeth, actually.
Jessica: Oh, I forgot. They're "ventures". No, that's dentures.
Nick: Ventures?
Jessica: What are they called?
[Nick laughs]
Jessica: Veneers.
[Nick laughs]
Jessica: I thought "dentures" and I thought "veneers". And then I came up with "ventures".
Nick: Yeah. "Think" is the key word.

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[trying to tuck in her napkin]
Jessica: Not there.
Nick: Oh, I'm sorry.
Jessica: You'll mess up my cleavage.
Nick: Impossible.

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[discussing Nick's diamond studded watch]
Jessica: Do you like your gift?
Nick: I love it Baby. I like it a lot. How much did you pay for it? I'm serious. How much was it?
Jessica: $55,000
Nick: Fifty - are you crazy? - $55,000?

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Jessica: [talking on the phone] Well, 23 is old! It's almost 25 which is almost mid-twenties.

 

[Otto's ladder]

I love her. I could put my face in those things and have her whisper sweet stupids to me for hours and hours on end.

 

[Stegelator]

haha good stuff phat

as for her looks, ngreat body but her face looks like a mans

 

[sophie]

yeah i really don't think she is that pretty.

and she is also spoilt to the max.

 

[Karbassiyoon]

Originally posted by sophie
yeah i really don't think she is that pretty.

almost completely dependent on the amount of makeup/ hairstyle / clothes / lighting etc.

can look immaculate, can look totally fake, can look sickly and disgusting.

 

[choc_a_holic]

Originally posted by phatandphreaky







[discussing Nick's diamond studded watch]
Jessica: Do you like your gift?
Nick: I love it Baby. I like it a lot. How much did you pay for it? I'm serious. How much was it?
Jessica: $55,000
Nick: Fifty - are you crazy? - $55,000?

hehe I saw that episode..haha