Jobeism

[Mr Meeseeks]

I like Jobe.

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[Demonic Ascent]

 

[Osho]

Was Jobe's father in the Fox commentary last weekend.

It's the equivalent of being circumcised twice, without a local. There's not much left. And what is there is a festering scab.

 

[Gethelred]

I despise how footballers and commentators/pundits now say 'socials' instead of 'social media'. Just say the two words, you chodes

Liked for unexpected and appreciated use of the word 'chode'.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

oh blokes...i am so sorry i don't do Jobeism clips anymore, just that i found the footy forums a bit too toxic for my liking and lost interests, i've even canned my Kayo...seems like Jobe hasn't stopped outputting more pearlers...my loss i guess.

 

[Demonic Ascent]

oh blokes...i am so sorry i don't do Jobeism clips anymore, just that i found the footy forums a bit too toxic for my liking and lost interests, i've even canned my Kayo...seems like Jobe hasn't stopped outputting more pearlers...my loss i guess.

You'll have to come back and upload clips when Richmond starts winning again

 

[Meteoric Rise]

This probably belongs in another thread - but if I would pay good money to find out which idiot thought it was clever to start calling goals "Majors". This has taken over every commentator in the last couple of years, and I have no idea why.

Commentators have been referring to goals as majors for as long as I recall, and that is 50 odd years.

It was common back in my childhood for a goal to be referred to as a major score and a behind a minor score. Even then commentators would often abbreviate it to a “major” for a goal and a “minor” for a behind.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

You'll have to come back and upload clips when Richmond starts winning again

see youse in another 37 years...

 

[Rich]

What language is this bloke speaking?

 

[Billy ray]

Is he having a stroke?

 

[Angak]

Such a good game being tarnished

 

[StillAtLarge]

What language is this bloke speaking?

Jabberish

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

This threads a bit sexist for mine, Jobe’s a feminist after all.

 

[Private Hudson]

Is he having a stroke?

He legitimately can’t string a coherent sentence together.

 

[Old M8]

I reckon Jobe would be more comfortable taking a shit in front of tonight’s crowd then he was on special comments.

Painful

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

He was a big fan, especially in the first quarter, of Brisbane making the ground bigger.

 

[XhazzafootyX]

Never seen someone so bad. Adds nothing, I genuinely cringe when he speaks

 

[Dazzler9]

Gives new meaning to Special Comments.

 

[PrinceCharles]

Examples please, for those of us overseas

 

[Boxhead_31]

Jabberish

Joberrish

 

[Rich]

Scott Morrison made more sense when speaking than this bloke, and that's the lowest of bars to get over.

 

[The 747]

"The Brisbane"

 

[Dee Train]

Is he having a stroke?

Doug Hawkins, Olarenshaw levels of bad

 

[Dazzler9]

Discussing Collingwood's daring style of play -

"Every decision, even though it doesn't go to a teammate at that exact moment, is the right decision."

 

[killtaker1993]

This threads a bit sexist for mine, Jobe’s a feminist after all.

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Isn't that Walter White Jr?