Jobeism

[Dogs Rule]

They should awkwardly pause and play 'If the house is rockin'...' after each of Jobe's gems.

 

[SC_Power]

Any pass inside 50 today is 'lowered the eyes'.

Random question.
Why is it such a good thing to “lower the eyes” going inside 50, but every time I’m in a room with a bunch of women, it’s frowned upon?

 

[Cleavy]

Random question.
Why is it such a good thing to “lower the eyes” going inside 50, but every time I’m in a room with a bunch of women, it’s frowned upon?

going inside 50 is the "safe zone".

 

[Pistol Night]

Random question.
Why is it such a good thing to “lower the eyes” going inside 50, but every time I’m in a room with a bunch of women, it’s frowned upon?

Are you lowering your eyes with ball in hand? That could be the reason

 

[Old M8]

Very special comments from a very special commentator

 

[The Slitherin' Snake]

Very special comments from a very special commentator

I think he had a stroke mid game last night.
Aaron Naughton took a pack mark and Jobe started to explain that it happened because the Bulldogs forwards had separated. As he started the replay showed the 3 talls all within 5 metres of each other and all contesting the same mark. He started like 4 words and didn’t finish any of them, then just went quiet

 

[MisterB]

Jobe speaks a brand of the English language that is completely unrecognisable to me.

 

[Old M8]

I think he had a stroke mid game last night.
Aaron Naughton took a pack mark and Jobe started to explain that it happened because the Bulldogs forwards had separated. As he started the replay showed the 3 talls all within 5 metres of each other and all contesting the same mark. He started like 4 words and didn’t finish any of them, then just went quiet

His cue to talk seems to be when there has been 1 second of silence.

It means he just takes off running with no idea what direction he wants to go.

 

[SC_Power]

His cue to talk seems to be when there has been 1 second of silence.

It means he just takes off running with no idea what direction he wants to go.

 

[hawkman]

His cue to talk seems to be when there has been 1 second of silence.

It means he just takes off running with no idea what direction he wants to go.

 

[budge27]

Rich v Ess - “you need your best players at the Front of the MCG deck” - what the hell is he talking about ??

 

[hawkman]

Rich v Ess - “you need your best players at the Front of the MCG deck” - what the hell is he talking about ??

You put your best batsman in the top 4

 

[Cleavy]

Rich v Ess - “you need your best players at the Front of the MCG deck” - what the hell is he talking about ??

"If We Hit That Bullseye, The Rest Of The Dominos Will Fall Like A House Of Cards. Checkmate!"

 

[SuperMal]

Truly speshul.

 

[Tugga27]

Truly speshul.

Wasn't Jobe unfortunately, but in a game last round, the scores were level at 3 quarter time and the Fox boundary rider said, "whoever gets on top in this last quarter could win the game".

 

[Pistol Night]

Wasn't Jobe unfortunately, but in a game last round, the scores were level at 3 quarter time and the Fox boundary rider said, "whoever gets on top in this last quarter could win the game".

Complex analysis like this would bring a tear to Jobe's eye.

 

[SuperMal]

Wasn't Jobe unfortunately, but in a game last round, the scores were level at 3 quarter time and the Fox boundary rider said, "whoever gets on top in this last quarter could win the game".

 

[lumpinee]

wasnt jobe, on saturdays Geel v GWS,Geelong finally gets in front with abt 10 mis to go,MMM commentator
'its game on now' ..my question is what were the 2 teams doing b4 the 'game on now'observation ?

 

[hilly]

Said something on Sat night about North missing out on Nate Caddy as if we had some special access to him (was a childhood fan).

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Bald]

Are Jobe and Joel the same person?

 

[010203]

Jobe has rubbed off on Jack Bowes

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Jack Bowes

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

5star

HB

6.3

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

318.1

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

who said 'interpretate' in his post match interview with Luke Darcy and Joel Selwood.

 

[burge13]

Might have been Joel but one of these buffoons said 'furtherest' last weekend

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Might have been Joel but one of these buffoons said 'furtherest' last weekend

They really do murder the English language with their bare tongues. I understand they are paid to make comment, and want to justify that payment, but I much prefer the Richie Benaud method that if you have nothing to add to what you can see for yourself, say nothing. I've watched many a game with the sound off, music in the background, and I feel as though I've missed nothing.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Completely ambidextrous on both sides.

As opposed to only one.

 

[Cleavy]

Completely ambidextrous on both sides.

As opposed to only one.

at least he didn't say 'amphibious'